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She can do anything! 💫

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Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

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“face the truth as it is instead” disintegrated him

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in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

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Well your pet puppy isn’t even nuanced

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hey don't know if you knew this but op of that post you just reblogged is actually an ouppy dog :/ yeah with paws. and floppy ears yeah

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i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

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big if true

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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staring at you with unbridled lust in my eyes as you yap about your nerdy interests

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made this scene a gif because i cant stop thinking about the way ann snuggles up under her curls w that dopey little smile and im making it everyones problem