If a shrimp ate grass would that be messed up or what?
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Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean
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Tsukioka Yoshitoshi: Lobster and Abalone, late 1880s
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[video description: video is captioned “POV: you ask me to pay this time but these are the contents of my bag.” Inside of the purse is so many crocheted shrimp and nothing else.]
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my gamer friends says "shrimp check" every now and then to make sure we're not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid
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Girl what ever. Go make a fucking stir fry
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so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo
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It’s getting to be mushroom season.
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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