graphitepunch

[graphitepunch]

[graphitepunch]

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

[graphitepunch]

Thomas Blackshear - Night and Day, Lithograph

[graphitepunch]

Timothy Barr (American, b. 1957, Hamburg, PA, USA) - Evening Glow, 2024, Paintings: Oil on Panel

[graphitepunch]

The Queen of the Night sequence from Mozart’s “Magic Flute”

The first image by Karl Friedrich Schinkel in 1815 The second by Simon Quaglio in 1818

[graphitepunch]

scarlet garden linen tunic ✶ coming soon for presale!

100% linen, optional waist belt, sizes small-3xl will be available.

[graphitepunch]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[graphitepunch]

“A man sets himself the task of portraying the world. Through the years he peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, instruments, stars, horses, and people. Shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his face.”

— Jorge Luis Borges, Dreamtigers (afterword)

[graphitepunch]

Queer Zest Zine Fest!

I’m vending as part of queerzestzinefest.com - everything in my Ko-fi shop is 10% off with code QZZF24 through 11/17 midnight PST.

If you’ve always wanted to get something from me at con, here’s your chance! And check out my fellow Cartoonist Coop members! ♥️

[graphitepunch]

A Sheep poll perhaps?

As usual, I will treat the results as character creation sliders.

[graphitepunch]

job applications asking questions like "would you rather play jenga with the weight of all human souls, or chess with the fate of all men?" and then getting mad because the correct answer was "i would ask the customer if they'd like to purchase any additional items"

[graphitepunch]

howdy

[graphitepunch]

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

[graphitepunch]

>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine

>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case

>grabs it before i can

>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"

>go to cold medicine aisle

>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case

>nobody shows up

>ring again

>nobody shows up

>check case

>case is unlocked

>take cold medicine and go to check out

>grab toothpaste from unmanned register

>have to use self checkout

>scan cold medicine

>"age verification needed please wait for employee"

>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves

>finish self checkout

>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door

another beautiful non hostile day in our great country

[graphitepunch]

Only four months after dams blocking migration were removed, the first Chinook salmon traveled 230 miles to return to the Klamath River Basin. This was the first fish to come home to their ancestral migration routes since 1912.

Over 100 years shut out and it only took them four months to return home once they had the chance.

From the article:

“The return of our relatives the c’iyaal’s is overwhelming for our tribe. This is what our members worked for and believed in for so many decades,” said Roberta Frost, Klamath Tribes Secretary. “I want to honor that work and thank them for their persistence in the face of what felt like an unmovable obstacle. The salmon are just like our tribal people, and they know where home is and returned as soon as they were able[.]"

[graphitepunch]

still so fucking weird to go from real life, where a cis man being flamboyant/effeminate/camp is judged like 70+% by how he speaks and carries himself, to online queer communities, which often seem to have no concept of male gender non-conformity that doesn’t involve wearing a skirt

[graphitepunch]

they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto