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why is onceler's hair SOOO SOOOFT and his cheeks and freckles HE'S LIKE A CHOCOLATE CHIPS COOKIE I WILL BITE HIS CHEEKS

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i never thought i would fall this deep in the fandom, at first i was just obesessed with biggering and I watched every single yt video analazing it, then i discovered the other deleated songs and I searched for animatics, a friend one day downloaded Tumblr on my phone and I just wanted to look for animations, and now i come here every day cause i love onceler and the fandom

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I want to eat the thneeds. Idk why but they look so yummy. I just want to omwnaurgheaoughwheomnom….. yk?

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confession, i do spirituality and witchcraft and a manifested a boyfriend who is an equivalent of the onceler. both in looks and personality.

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I’m reviving the Onceler fandom because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.

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i have pics of the onceler in my closet

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I think the lorax smells like wet socks

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i want to be the onceler's office chair

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idk what it is but the onclers mom is kinda hot lol. shes terrible, but like... meow yknow

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My husband looks almost exactly like the Onceler, just with slightly lighter hair. Same face, same body type, same haircut. I noticed it immediately when I first met him and, I won’t lie, it definitely contributed to us dating. He knows this. All of my friends know this. The Onceler is cemented into my life story. What am I going to tell my children?

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I know it's not 2023 no more but I'd still like to say something

A few years ago my friends and I did a silly little live-action version of the Lorax and I was chosen to be the Onceler. It was really fun, and once it was over I had honestly begun to understand him and what he had done. In ways I related to him; a lot of ways, really. I felt a bit happier knowing that someone, even a movie character, was going through a lot of things I was going through too.

He's been one of my main comfort characters since then.

This is a lovely confession and I hope you don't mind if I use it as an opportunity to say that I'm sorry for the dormancy - getting things going again is always in the back of my mind but the backlog combined with my reluctance to re-use screenshots is a bit overwhelming. But that's silly because there are only so many shots in the movie and we've had a lot of confessions!! How do the fine citizens of Thneedville feel about me queueing up some asks instead of exclusively posting image confessions? I know the visuals are a lot of the fun here so I would still make some when I get the time, but I think your confessions are powerful enough to stand on their own.

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"I NEED TO DROP PUNT KICK O'HARE LIKE A FOOTBALL"

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"The Onceler in pajamas is fine."

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"Onceler should have his own show he’s a star"

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"i forgive the onceler for what he's done"

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"i was like 7 when the lorax came out and i somehow misheard "aloysius" as "delicious" so i paraded around calling him delicious o'hare until i was 11"

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i is there gonna be 2023 confessions

Yes, sorry for the hiatus. Oncelerism may hibernate but it will never die.