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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i donโt want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
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Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.
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does anyone have a torrent link for the memories of all humans past present and future i can't seem to find it myself
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Saw a beautiful woman on a huge motorcycle with her skinny ass boyfriend holding onto her on the back. Girl one wind tunnel and itโs over for ur paperclip boy
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Total eclipse. Sunshine and moonlight. 1889.
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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never underestimate how much a "โ๏ธ" can add to a sentence
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol
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American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"
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They say 1 apple a day keeps the doctor away but this is how the health care system trys to fuck u since apples dont just grow on trees u have to prove u are even worth the apple in the first place via Job/Serfdom
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