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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

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The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will

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I had a beloved psych teacher in high school who got warned by the principal at least once to stop running psychological experiments on students - he was literally made for prank YouTube before YouTube even existed, these weren't even formally constructed tests of the scientific method, it was just clownery and tbh I think teaching at a catholic school for 2 decades does something to you psychologically.

but anyway the one that went down in history was when he faked his own death in front of a classroom full of his students "just to see how they would respond, for science"

but he couldn't just fake a heart attack...because that would be lame... he concocted an elaborate scenario where a former student of his came in during a quiet self-study time and got in an argument with him about past grades. and the situation escalated, and this kid pulls out a fake gun and the teacher is like "oh my god!!" and gets shot in the chest - he had fake blood and everything and was doing his best to serve an oscar-winning performance. but I mean if you're known for clownery then. lol. most of the students were like "oh. we're being experimented on again" and just sat back mentally eating popcorn as a handful of people who didn't know him well freaked out.

nobody got hurt but he didn't record data or anything he was just like "wow that was interesting...let's talk about why none of you over there cared I was dying...it hurt my feelings...."

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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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just heard an old lady say "i'm a college graduate but i'm going back to preschool"

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just heard an old lady say "i'm a college graduate but i'm going back to preschool"

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you guys could never make me hate TikTok

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i blush and i is the best place for the traffic to get a new brush and the wind will make you want me in the glow

huh

Start a sentence w "i blush and i" and let your autocorrect finish it

I blush and i have a lot of people who have a friend

...cool.

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in the pussy straight up makin her do stand-up comedy

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fake conversation talking animals

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Every once in awhile I'll remember Running With Scissors responding to a transphobic gimmick account on Twitter and my day will instantly get ten times better

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had chocolate milkshake earlier :3

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but also. fingers in my mouth

why does going to the dentist feel so intimate

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i think i'm just touch starved actually

why does going to the dentist feel so intimate