я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.
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Me entering a room like I don’t have a crush on a minecraft youtuber
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don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live.
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tumblr is glitching and this is my whole dash
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what the fuck renew anne with an e
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I don’t know who runs the amazon prime video twitter account, but I definitely want to be their friend.
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"DuNe Is RaCiSt BeCaUsE iT hAs A WhYt SaViOr"
Catch me in line, front row, mask off, watching the rise of muad'dib with a mouth full of popcorn.
I've waited too long for a good adaptation of one of my favorite books for you racist chucklefucks try and derail it.
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Enjoy this shitty meme I made in five minutes.
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Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.
Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
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DUNE 2020.
my work here is done
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“I would take my year with you over a lifetime with anybody else.”
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