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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed
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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
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We popping the biggest bottles when Biden wins re-election tonight
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some girl behind me in line at the dollar store today said "girl we've been knowing how to draw. Beatboxing puppy" and it froze me in my tracks i had to stare forward without moving a muscle. The devil's cold breath caressed my neck and i've been marked for death
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screaming "we can push them Left!" when all the while they've been pushing you Right.
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guys im kinda confused i went to vote but i didnt see an "im bald" option...?
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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"
Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:
🫳🪨
🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨
So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.
🫳🪷🪷🪷
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