gouldfishie
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victoria. i'm a goldfish with a ten second memory who also helps make the cartoons. i can't remember. csuf alum, gemini, enfj., she/her.
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gouldfishie · 21 days ago
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majarebeckalarsson
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gouldfishie · 7 months ago
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ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop
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gouldfishie · 7 months ago
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gouldfishie · 7 months ago
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the world needs to see this tweet
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gouldfishie · 7 months ago
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There are two types of people in GO fandom waiting for S3: 
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gouldfishie · 7 months ago
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I love watching birds fly south for the winter
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gouldfishie · 7 months ago
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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
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gouldfishie · 7 months ago
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NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.
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gouldfishie · 7 months ago
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Rene Magritte
Black Magic (1934)
(via @lonequixote​)
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gouldfishie · 8 months ago
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"April Sun" by Mikhail Abakumov (1986)
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gouldfishie · 8 months ago
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gouldfishie · 8 months ago
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amen brother…
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gouldfishie · 8 months ago
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gouldfishie · 8 months ago
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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gouldfishie · 8 months ago
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gouldfishie · 8 months ago
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Broke:
Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.
Woke:
Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.
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So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.
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gouldfishie · 8 months ago
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a router is a type of beast. thumbs up
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