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Welcome to Omega.

Population: wanting you ☠️

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She is doing her best

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I am aware it's Wednesday, but this is important.

Happy Garrus Slut Turn Saturday to all who celebrate btw

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I am inflicting, or perhaps bestowing, upon you: Garrus as various unnecessarily sexualized references that come up if you look up refs of women with guns :)

(( @milkywayes i know we’ve like almost never interacted but the silly comment i left on your post would Not leave my brain. I need to show u what you inspired ))

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I heard this audio on tiktok and immediately thought of Shepard when you initiate the romance with Garrus 😅

Audio is from game grumps

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....why do I have this? I have no memory of where I would have saved this from...

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Bioware walked so Larian Studios could run.

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I've always loved this little message from Garrus ❤️

Thank you @emedeme for making this!

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..guess who’s been replaying the entire trilogy? 😆 (based on @normandy-crew’s meme!)

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Shepard’s first conversations with the crew when she gains command of the Normandy sr1 are hilarious

Shepard: hey so all of these conversations are going horribly. My XO and Gunnery chief are xenophobic. My LT has a crush on me. I was racially insensitive to Wrex. My pilot is an insubordinate little shit. Please tell me you’re chill

Garrus: Haha, well you don’t have to worry about me

Shepard: Good. Tell me about yourself, why’d you join up?

Garrus: C-sec wouldn’t let me kill or abuse criminals. Spectres don’t have any red tape so I’m here to do things my way

Shepard: oh for the love of god

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“The Mako sucks” yeah then explain THIS

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if garrus is good at math he must be good at rubik’s cubes too right?

bonus

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Sent to me from reddit today. This is art actually. Link.

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[Wrex voice]: Shepard wants to f-ck you so bad it makes her look stupid

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spicing up the space zoom call with bad jokes

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I’m in the middle of some calibrations.