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HEY EVERYBODY ITS BIG UKE HERE

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theres only like 15 of u. please enjoy

regulus footjobs for my mutuals

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breakfast today was a can of pedigree dog food, 6 shots of espresso, and a tylehnol. lunch will consist of beads and straw

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im only attracted to a very specific gender presentation... and a very specific personality. they have to remind me of my mother's sharp gaze and my father's dull intellect, with the gaming acumen of my worst uncle and the neuroses of my favorite aunt. i also have a soft preference for true hermetic androgynes, but thats negotiable. what's a hard limit is that i can only have sex with someone if we have spent at least a decade in a state of both psychological and quantum entanglement, but have never physically met before. this is for the best since my personal odor is enough to scare most partners away for good... if you do decide you want to get it on with me then for personal reasons our carnal union must occur during a new moon when venus is exalted in an ascendant virgo. my profound mental illness requires me to remain ignorant of the mechanics of sex so i have to be disoriented through a combo of sensory deprivation and psychological gaslighting during the proceedings, which makes me a bit of a "pillow princess"-- although i like to feel like im running things regardless .. oh and i don't know how to JO uncircumcised 🍆

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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love! ❤️

I don't have 5 fics i wrote that aren't vaulted, so i will share random fics that i like

Every Other Freckle by Loki_Demon dysfunctional evanreg + everyone giving reg a hard time lol

Heart of Emeralds by Phantomato IM SICK OF MY STUPID LIFE -> IM SO HAPPY -> I hate all of you tomreg

you love me wrong by hiraethia jjk geto suguru + his parents fic

life and limb by zymotica ffxiv zenoswol post endwalker yearning

Regulus Black vs The Giant Squid AKA how Regulus Black became the Biggest Cockslut by GwenLovesReggie oomf new fans don't appreciate their roots so they should read the squidfic

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HAPPY birthday tom riddle You’re getting the best regulus pussy of your life today

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Regulus "the favorite son" Black

(watch me poke at pieces of canon and add on to it. Regulus being the favorite son always piqued my interest, especially with the way people pretend this isn't the case at all.)

‘He was younger than me,’ said Sirius, ‘and a much better son, as I was constantly reminded.’ — Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

He was everyone's favorite. He was Narcissa's favorite. He was Bella's. He was their mother's precious doll. He was also, undeniably, Sirius' favorite person. Kreacher would die for Regulus!

He was soft because he was spoiled rotten. He could never do anything wrong. He was so smart and cheeky. He was never as loud as Sirius, but while Sirius sought after everyone's attention, Regulus felt entitled to people's affections.

(Andy adored Regulus too, but Sirius' fire and forward charisma is what puts her firmly on Sirius' side.)

Probably why Regulus increasingly got on the defensive when Sirius started calling him out for saying the wrong things. Probably felt hurt that he was suddenly "wrong" when he's been told that, that simply wasn't possible. However, an important thing to remember is that being everyone's favorite probably affected Regulus too. He was always eager to please and preened under people's affections.

Especially when he's seen Sirius, primed to be the heir, slowly but no less cruelly, fall from grace the more he went against the family values. Not only has Regulus grown used to everyone doting on him (and therefore yearns for it), but he's also seen what happens when the family stops treating its children as something precious.

Andromeda had long stopped being valued, and as time passed, he'd have seen them value Sirius less and less. The family didn't need to pull on violence to be cruel, they relied on the withdrawal of all they've been used to: the withdrawal of love, attention, respect, resources, shelter, and home.

Regulus was raised on milk and sugar.

All of which turned sour inside Sirius' mouth, the more he opened his eyes. Nothing his family could've done would've stood up to the months, years, in Hogwarts, cocooned in counter propaganda — befriending Gryffindors, sleeping with Gryffindors, eating with Gryffindors, surrounded in the culture of it all. And nothing that Sirius could've said to Regulus would've amounted to what Regulus experienced growing up, dressed in green regalia, celebrated in Slytherin, embraced in the society he was born in. Regulus goes to school to study, eat, sleep, bathe, and go to class with children who've been taught the same things and goes home to a place that all but confirms everything he's been taught.

All of Regulus' life sadly, unfortunately, tragically, made sense.

Sirius, since turning 11, grew up with increasing dissonance and discomfort towards the illusion and poison that comes with blood supremacy.

All of Regulus' life, except for the last couple years of it, had been relatively peaceful compared to Sirius' increasing disillusion. To him, it was Sirius who didn't make sense. Sirius was the odd one out of his family. Just like the few "odd" ones that get pruned off of their tree.

And I'm pretty sure he took Sirius leaving, personally. Pretty sure waaaay before that, when Sirius was genuinely trying to fight Regulus on his beliefs (because Sirius wasn't ready to give up on his baby brother yet, when he believed there was still a fight to be fought), Regulus took it personally too, and with rising panic because he saw it as falling out of Sirius' favor when Sirius was only truly growing desperate to unhook the claws buried in his brother's psyche.

His stupid, fucking brother. Soft and spoiled rotten.

He used to spoil Regulus too. Brilliant, smart, but oh so ignorant.

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Funny how the favoritism that had protected and kept Regulus warm, probably isolated him too, during the days he actually needed people on his side. Because the brand of favoritism he'd gotten used to wouldn't keep him safe from the brand on his arm... burning and coiling under his skin.

The more everyone fought with Sirius, the more his parents fell back on their adoration for him. That Regulus couldn't and wouldn't ever do what Sirius had done. That he would never leave them, that he'd show Sirius what it meant to be the perfect son, and that he should! The praise came with price and an obligation, because he was so perfect, anything else other than perfection would've been unimaginable.

He was perfect! And that meant anything Sirius would do, he could — no, should smooth over. For the family... like the perfect boy he is. He was the white paint over his brother's mess. The cover to his family's embarrassment.

Thick, syrupy affection that was wool over his eyes, now looped around his neck as he entered the cave with Kreacher.

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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

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new ship: gojo x regulus i dont even care anymore

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regulus IS prep nerd jock goth energy All at once When will your fave ever

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angsty loverboy reg is so much better than aloof lonewolf reg

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walburga calls regulus 宝贝

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stop talking about the marauders. I have heard enough about that wretched place