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man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

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i genuinely believe that whenever wade starts doing very mundane, very normal things for logan the poor thing loses his fucking mind

like wade dropping a sandwich in front of him on the kitchen table because he was hungry, so he stopped for food on the way home and figured logan might want something too but logan just. Stares. first at the sandwich then at wade. for like a long time.

and then he goes “i didn’t ask you to do that” and wade just. looks at him and goes “i…know…you didn’t have to?”

but logan’s fucking bluescreening still and refuses to even open it so wade just kinda. pushes it toward him with his fingers and walks into the living room so logan can Process, which he doesn’t, he just stares at it bc he can’t fathom Why wade would do that for him (nevermind that he cooks most of their meals, tidies bc wade is a hurricane, and also does the bulk of the grocery shopping but a $6 sandwich??? too far)

so eventually wade has to be like “oh my god you can get the next one, the bread is getting soggy, eat the sandwich you absolute fucking freak or i will”

and logan fucking Eats It but not bc wade told him to

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logan gets so used to wade's chattering that once wade stops he actually craves for it and immediately thinks something's wrong.

one morning he's making breakfast and wade appears next to him, bumps his forehead against logan's temple lightly and says "mornin'" before going straight to the bathroom. no slapping his ass, no peppering kisses to his face, no loud and annoying nonsense, not even a good morning and all logan could think about is oh he doesn't like me anymore, he's tired of me, he's gonna kick me out soon but all that left his mouth in the end is "the fuck is wrong with you?"

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I just want to be her

Arcane Season 2 | Nothing to Lose | Official Clip | Geeked Week | Netflix “We all see Vi as a protector,” she said, “and we wanted to ask, who Vi would be if she had no one left to protect?” — Amanda Overton, Arcane series writer

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Wade Winston Wilson has more willpower than I do because if my first interaction with the man who could potentially save my universe and all the people I care about, who was known for being a loner and an outcast and gruff, and who I also happened to have a huge gigantic multiversal crush on, was him drunkenly booping me...

Girl I do not think I would have been able to focus on the mission the way he did that's too cute

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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Rex: I sleep with a blaster under my pillow.

Anakin: I sleep with my lightsaber.

Obi Wan: Both of you are pathetic.

Anakin: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Obi Wan: Cody.

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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“But Deadpool and Wolverine aren’t gay-” Wade was so obviously flirting with Logan throughout the majority of the movie, they had a very intense and passionate but metaphorical sex scene in the Honda Odyssey and by the end of the movie, Wade literally asked Logan to move in with him and shows him off to his roommate/grandmother figure like he’s bringing his new partner home

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Bonus:

Because when these freaks are gentle their emotional floodgates open

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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The silly Wade variants and their favourite feral Peanut variant

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Wade explaining to Althea why he's brought home the guy he kidnapped three days ago and eventually fell madly in love with

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Thinking about the looks wade must get when he calls this big, buff lumberjack of a man who looks like he spends hours a day working out babygirl and peanut and princess. People think he's gonna get punched in the face. Wade calls him cupcake and everyone at the bar thinks he's gonna get his ass beat but Logan just grumbles a bit like an old cat.

Logan likes the names, secretly. Especially peanut. It's just for him. Proof that he's important to wade. Wade doesn't call anyone else the other names he's given Logan, of course, and he treasures those too even if he grumps about them but peanut is his little bit of proof that Wade values him. He was hated it his world and now he's Wade's favouritest person ever. He soaks it up, letting Wade say and do whatever he wants because that's his person. Especially when it's only them. If they're alone he lets wade be as cuddly as he likes because even though he can't ask for it he wants to be just as much of a clingy bastard. He doesn't even put up a token protest unless they're around someone else it's really cute.

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I think he would.