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but if you do tell me that i will not believe you

hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

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Accepting that I have executive dysfunction and finding ways to work around it rather than blaming myself for not overcoming it has done wonders for me actually being happier and more productive

Writers should NOT feel guilty about:

Skipping a day of writing.

Not having a perfect first draft.

Partaking in sinister, arcane rituals for inspiration.

Working at their own pace.

Enlisting demons and/or helpful spirits to aid them with editing.

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I don't care what anyone says, describing a beat of silence as two characters just stare at each other will never be funnier than just "..." Exhibit A: *Talking on the phone* "I swear someone stole my phone, I haven't been able to find it for the past hour" "Is it in your hand?" "..." "..." "..." "Was it there?"

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THE BOYS

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"we need more angry, traumatized female characters" you guys could barely handle katara

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That one Series of Unfortunate Events quote

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In an astonishing amount of one piece content, there is a certain mannerism of Sabo that I find very humorous.

In almost everything he is written in, he:

Shows up,

Does what he needs to do,

says hi to luffy,

And then fucks off immediately.

Man does not linger. Mans is a master of the Irish goodbye.

Like I understand he’s just there for a couple seconds of fan service, but it happens so often that at this point it’s just turned into a very funny character trait.

Like okay bye, I guess.

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There would be two manwhores, but Sanji can cook...

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using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny

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it's so funny when ppl"s defence of no fat characters existing in video games is "uh they wouldn't be able to physically do the things the character does" like damn i hate to break it to you but skinny bitches can't physically cast a fireball in real life either but nobody has a problem with that

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one piece fan starts thinking about the story's timeline 20 dead 500 injured

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one thing about me is when i read or watch something and there's an evil child or some sort of monster who was born a monster i'm always going to side with the monster. sorry about your loser parents i would have loved you. skill issue

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But what if it was all a dream

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Talon au

Court of owls: you have our talon, give him back.

Wally: I don't have him.

Coo: he's in your lap, we can see him.

Wally: nuh uh.

Coo: the fuck you mean "nuh uh"!?

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Tù.úk'z (Arthur Machado)

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