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❄️HAPPY HOLIDAYS~!!❄️
Merry Christmas!!
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agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there
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I want to sit on Murdoc's face😩 because HE'S my pleasure robot :]
God dammit Murdoc
I’m pretty sure that he would totally sell a pleasure robot with his face
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2D is such a DADDY in the new magazine cover I s2g
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Me to my mutuals that I love and trust: 💓💓💓💓💓💓😩😩😩😩💖💖💖🥂🥂🥂🥂💓💖💓💖💓💖✨✨✨✨✨😭😭😭🕊✨💓💓💓💓💖💖💖🥂🥂💓💓💖💓💓✨✨✨✨🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸✨✨✨🥂💖💓💖💓💖💓💖💖💓💖🌸😂🕊🕊🕊😭😭😭😭😭💖💓💖💓🥂😩💖💓🥂😩💖💓💓💓💓💖💓💓✨🌸🌸🌸✨🕊🕊🕊🕊💖💖💓🥂🥂🥂🥂💖💓🕊✨💓💖💓🌸💓💖💓🌸🕊🌸
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if you really think that by 30 (or other arbitrary age) people should stop having unusual or fun/silly interests like you have and should care only about taxes and briefcases, i hope you can cope with the fact that you’re extremely unlikely to meet that standard when you reach that age (which you will, sooner than you think)
if instead the idea is that by 30 you should be living a fuller life and you really see using tumblr (or whatever else) as incompatible with that, as a drain on your happiness and a waste of your limited time, then stop using tumblr now. live a full life now. there’s no need to put it off.
don’t postpone joy, and don’t expect yourself to become joyless. don’t count on transforming into a wildly different person in the next few years. looking down your nose at people older than you just alienates you from your own future. own your future and yourself, and be who you want to be.
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Dis my Oc, Isla Rowe. She's the illegitimate daughter of Murdoc Niccals and Jenny Rowe. Some of the art is actually scrapped stuff, but anyway I used references for about 90% of this, but I'm proud of le hands👏👋 If you have any questions about her at all, pop in my inbox! For now, here's some info about her👇 D/O/B: October 13th, 1985 ((Ask for more info, if you'd like!!))
#my art#my Oc#Isla Rowe-Niccals#gorillaz imagines#gorillaz x readers#murdoc niccals#stuart pot#russel hobbs#noodle gorillaz
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Honestly shout out to Murdoc
This dude got his skin clear cause phase 1-2 he had some acne, he got thicc, he’s taking baths…
He was like “Fuck it. New year, new me” and I respect that.
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When you’re out in public and you hear some drama that would be great for that next scene:
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bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !
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Can u... can u Dr..da..draw... Can u draw Russel being awarded by People magazine as the world's sexiest man... And bandmates reaction to that (I can pay u for this)
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah say h ease
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Imagine waking up next your favorite character. You open your eyes to see them staring back at you half lidded. They pull you closer and give you a quick peck on the lips before falling back asleep.
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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
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Oooo
I live for posts with 2D and his illegitimate kids BUT WHERE ARE THEYYYY
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Shower Friskies
2D: He’s such a helper in the shower, washing your hair and scrubbing your back. He may not be much of a freak in the shower, but he’s not afraid to have a quickie or two under the lukewarm waterfall while you’re both smothered in suds. Afterward, it’s all smiles when you’re both clad in towels and brushing your teeth in front of the mirror. The cuddle game gets real. Murdoc: If there’s anyone who likes to hop in after you into a steaming shower to get a good fuck and then a good hair-wash from you, it’s him. You have the best hands in the world (so to speak) and he absolutely will accept your challenges of whether or not he can pound you into the tile without slipping. He always succeeds. Russel: He is very thorough with the soaping down, making sure no part of your beautiful body is uncovered. Russ may appear to be intimidating, but there’s a touch so gentle when he presses himself against your bottom, first it’s the bond you feel whenever you’re emotionally connected, and it’s wordless lovemaking under the cool water that sets you off. Noodle: She’s more intent on getting clean first, but whenever she’s in a playful mood, she isn’t afraid to strip down and step into the shower with you and squish bubbles into a weird hairstyle on your head. Childish, yes, but not when you latch onto her neck and kiss your way down her body, tasting the warm water on her belly.
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