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Confession: I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to be fucked by Elgar'nan. I'm so fucking obsessed with that stupid sexy god. I need him

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If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

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Jim, texting Bones: Spock is stressed and driving all of us crazy please come to the bridge and say something deliberately stupid

Bones: on my way

five minutes later

Bones, striding on to the bridge: wow that nebula sure looks like cotton candy! Yessiree I bet it’d taste delicious

Spock, instantly turning around like he’s controlled by springs: Doctor, as you well know—

Entire bridge: sighs in relief

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I can find no reason for concern, but yet I am filled with foreboding.

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Sometimes, severe consequences

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Yeah sorry I’ll never be normal about characters who only see themselves as having value in what they can do for others. Yeah it’s terminal. Sorry.

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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do people who live in countries that don't have snow know about the snow silence? When you get a nice big dumping of fresh snow and you step outside into an infinitely harshly contrasted world and there's no sound because the snow absorbs it all? I believe it fits the traditional use of terrific both wonderful and incredible but also causing a great terror.

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What it’s like when you and the gang are in different fandoms

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trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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mmm sevika….my wife…

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Not pictured: quark watching rom do this and lining up an all-time sibling roast