ashley. eastcoaster living in the gmt. i have a constant love-hate relationship with wherever i am. my talents include saying offensive things and bullshitting my way through life. hockey lover. too passionate for my own good. weird taste in music. pop culture. snark and angst.
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You may not know this, but it’s bloody hard getting clothes to fit a pug. Pugs are not exactly what you’d call a standard dog shape.
Here you see Harry modelling his new jumper. It’s too tight on his pudgy little pug neck and body, and too long so it hangs off the end of his butt.
It also bunches up his neck fat in a most hilarious way, so money well spent I guess.
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The fact that grown ass people don’t understand the difference between transgender and literally living a lie and pretending to be another race and conduct yourself as apart of that culture is like beyond me.
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My constant daily reminder to live fearlessly, passionately and unapologetically.
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“beware of dog” they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
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Globe: Have you read each other’s books? any surprises?
Poehler: Yes. I was surprised Mindy wrote about how we slept together, because i thought that was between us.
Kaling: I wasn’t [surprised], because it rocked my life. [x]


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Prince George reacting to the Red Arrow planes during the Trooping the Colour parade | 13th June, 2015
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Marina for MATERIAL GIRL editorial by Charlotte Rutherford
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every animal is in its most powerful state when its tongue is unintentionally sticking out a little bit
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eurovision is amazing because it lays bare that the main components of ‘european culture’ are actually sequins, techno, hatred, and the ultimate final boss level game of ‘gay or european’
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European Horror Story: 12 Points go to Russia!
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don’t tell the gods i left a mess
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