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Credits to @Hakusi_Katei from X/Twitter

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one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

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FRODO: gay man

SAM: ww1 trench warfare gay (straight when a woman is around but would drop it all for frodo)

PIPPIN AND MERRY: the gay cousins

GANDALF: old queen

ARAGORN: the thinking man's bisexual

LEGOLAS: gay but acts like he hasn't had time to deal with it (has had nothing but time due to elf immortality)

GIMLI: you gotta tell Legolas how you feel, man

BOROMIR: afraid of the truth. Aragorn doesn't want you like that you need to move on

GALADRIEL: transfemme elder bisexual

ARWEN: professional fag hag and she's SERIOUS about it #ALLY

ELROND: transmasc gay single dad making it work

FARAMIR: lesbian

EOWYN: lesbian

GOLLUM: homophobic SMEAGOL: i don't even have to say it.

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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Sweet mother, I can't long for girls--Arachne has crushed me with desire for fiber crafts

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Wheres that fucking tweet

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For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

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As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

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another hallucination

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I have once again changed my username (previously lucytheecourageous)

I will most likely change my AO3 name to match as well.

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pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

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I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

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out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

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i hauve a cold