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goose-eats-god · 4 days ago
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"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class
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goose-eats-god · 4 days ago
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goose-eats-god · 5 days ago
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goose-eats-god · 5 days ago
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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goose-eats-god · 5 days ago
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goose-eats-god · 17 days ago
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the comments on the naming of 2025 yt video are killing me though ngl
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goose-eats-god · 17 days ago
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goose-eats-god · 17 days ago
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Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.
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goose-eats-god · 26 days ago
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goose-eats-god · 26 days ago
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"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity
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goose-eats-god · 26 days ago
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goose-eats-god · 26 days ago
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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goose-eats-god · 26 days ago
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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
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goose-eats-god · 26 days ago
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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life
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