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Late fall is NOT a good time for shaunas situationships damn

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Made the mistake of looking at Yellowjackets reviews on google. I cannot believe this is real

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i'm on the defending shauna shipman frontlines every single week

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Not Wonderwall

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joel mchale i hate you leave

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Why is Joel McHale there???

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Oh my god they're not birders they're froggers

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Just really thinking about that damn stick

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travis waited till the morning for nat btw

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Hi do you think Travis' "one two three eyes on me" has something to do with Akilah's vision? You know the one with the... bear?

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if i were in the wilderness with the girls i'd be in those david lynch caves all day every day. i'm not dealing with any of this shit i'm huffing surrealist cave gases until those rescue helicopters arrive. lottie's asking me what i saw in there but i can't hear her i'm already running back for round two

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checking in to say that shauna genuinely hasn’t pissed me off once yet this season and my love for her grows stronger every single day

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i don’t know man i literally can’t tell when people are wearing wigs. every episode everyone sooooo mad about the wigs “they made ella look like a clown!!!” “what are they doing to nats hair????” meanwhile when any of these girls show up on my screen i proceed to clap and holler like a delighted seal the entire time

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lotte and travis

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Of course Lottie was desperate. Imagine hearing the voice of a god, sensing it's presence all around you, within you, only for it to then... Withdraw. Nothing. You're left an empty vessel, in silence. Imagine the void it would create in someone. Of course she latched onto whatever chance she saw, to feel divinity's pulse again, or at least it's echoes, no matter what it cost, nor to whom. Keep in mind, she's still the Holy Woman. We see her lead the ritual in Ep. 1. It has to make her loss even more bitter. Imagine you're a prophet, Moses, Elijah, whoever, filled to the teeth with a god's grace, and it gets taken away... But you still wear the priest's robes. Your community still trusts you, when it comes to spiritual matters. Who else could they trust?.. Imagine how performative leading the Solstice ritual must've felt for Lottie, speaking of the Wilderness, when she no longer heard it. The end of Ep. 6 probably brought her pure ecstasy.

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meanwhile. the wilderness is telling travis to change his pronouns.

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“they don’t give a fuck about lottie or natalie” haha… sure.. so, just curious… were we expecting the survivors to have a normal relationship with death and grief?