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TW: SH, NUDITY

So uh I drew this like a month ago, uhhh, Jack In The Box angst??? 💀🙏

Every day I stray further and further from god,,,

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I need to get something off my chest, I love this ship. Too much. In a not ironic way. I am fucking in love with everything here. Because I know Luigi was capture and then slowly fell in love like beauty and the beast and then he learned more and more about him and they fell in love. It’s so sad and angsty and her wholesome af. All my irl’s bc making fun of this pairing and I’m overhear like: 🧍‍♀️. I fucking love #bowuigi sm 😭

Sympathy for the devil

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Okay, so hear me out. Me. You. We run away from our complicated lives and get jobs at Olive Garden, but what no one knows is we live in the Olive Garden. We survive off of pasta and breadsticks, and one day we discover the garden of olives inside the Olive Garden. Inside there are millions of olives, we start an olive business. We sell olives and suddenly after getting thousands of dollars off of our olive business the Olive Garden Garden Guardian approaches us and challenges us to the olive duel, after being challenged by the Olive Garden Garden guardian and battling them inside the Olive Garden Garden, we are at our last straw and about to lose, but we stumble upon the secret stash of Olive Garden breadsticks, and suddenly we defeat the Olive Garden Garden guardian. He now works for us in our corporate scandals that actually pays our employees a living wage unlike some people (Olive Garden *cough cough*) and we own 12 cats and live inside our Olive Garden Garden forever onward.

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No but like Tori is like my biggest comfort character. Grandma died? Tori. Questioning your existence? Tori. Have no friends? Tori. Suicidal? Tori!!! TORI TORI TORI TORI!!!