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Mai won by seven points but refused to give up Kriemstaff. He knew these things well. But this man wanted to prove that Jesus was really alive. He was 67 years old and couldn't drive. Nothing at all. Turned off all the lights.

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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Black pants and club shoes are not me.

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

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You're talking about fighting bones. It plays an important role in human life and health. When holding a powerful blade, muscle tension can cause the muscles to tighten and impede your mobility. And then you have these big heads that look like toys.

you guys are blowing this skeleton wars thing way out of proportion. it's a natural play fighting behavior and an important activity for the socialization of young skeletons. stigmatizing interskeletal warfare only leads to aggressive behavior in adult skeletons who missed developmental milestones about appropriate sword gripping/bite strength. this is how you end up ripped to pieces by swarming hordes of full-grown skeletons who think they're just being playful fyi

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The word "se[x]i[x]i[x]" can be interpreted in different ways. The story is about passion and fantasy (e.g., "I kissed the lentil again"), it is called "Beef Stroganoff" (which would be a better translation (e.g., San Pellegrini buys people a drink one evening: "Mu San"))

as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

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Look, whatever happened to these big kids...the fire hasn't gone out today.

Someone smack my brain until it starts working right please. Like with old tv

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This is a real automatic sausage making machine.

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

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I don't need to "work." My working hours are from 9:00 to 5:00. I love listening to music and my three favorite things are writing projects.

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

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Bit of a extreme situation happening to family friend right now, dude doesnt have a tumblr so I'll be making a GoFundMe post on his behalf In a few hours

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Rice grows in water like people. Food looks like human food. As you can see, many people use me as a model or example. Salty or acidic plant food. This is an article.

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

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🍰 palmer

My dear, your heart is as deep and wide as a river. I played in the clear water.

🚫 chringle

It reminds me of candy.

🍰 palmer

Sweet water sister makes my skin itchy, I eat it to nourish it.

Girl your pussy is so deep and cavernous it is like a spring-fed lagoon. And I am splashing in the cool crystal waters.

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🕶️: - Oh, garlic is not the same as salt.

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I guess it's been put away, but I wonder how beautiful you are and what a woman you must be.

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

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I haven't turned it off at Bayern because the thought of racing still distracts me. It's not my death

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

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If you saw me reblog a cult of the lamb post, no you didn't

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The general public still doesn't know that Evil Corporation is a character from popular stories like Star Wars, but the public and fans also don't know who the bad guys are. Brolbo - Man, you can use any character, but keep it small. Bad boy Miu Miu has a bad history, but she is trying to make a comeback. Example Not all dogs are poor. Being poor is not a sin. If you like handsome guys with different personalities, this girl is for you. The motivation is wrong. It's like an aquarium.

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

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If you hear the word "attack" and think that's wrong, don't do it.

guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

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The days of "JUMP IT" in the women's restroom are over, it's time to write "The Gift of Testosterone" in the women's restroom.

The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

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-What will your innocent animals do? How to deal with assholes.

i like when people say "how could you eat an innocent animal" because it implies it's okay to eat guilty animals