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PLEASE GIVEUS A LEADERBOARD CONTINUATION IT'S SOOOO FIREEEEEEEE I GYATT TO KISS JOSH

Leaderboard Part.2

Josh levy x FemGamer!Reader

A/N: Only proofread this once (again),,, I hope this is suffice!!!

CW: Josh is Josh, creepy tendencies , obsession, Josh is slightly delusional

PART 1

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Again, and again, and again.

Josh had grown accustomed to the empty arcade by now, from the day he met you he knew you were nothing like the club. The moment you gave him that figure to keep he knew he had to keep you too!!!

For now, he was sat in the same corner of the arcade that he had met you in. He was crouched trying to hide from the employees who didn’t care enough to kick him out, reading a comic. From time to time he would spend a few quarters on the game you had both played, imagining him beating you on the leaderboard and impressing you. His imagination was clouded by fantasies of finally having a new friend that didn’t treat him like dirt!!! You were so kind, and understanding, and-

“Whatcha reading?” You interrupted Josh’s train of thought, crouching down to his level to inspect the comic book in his hand. He froze up, and then he melted, smiling like an idiot. “Aha.. I don’t think you would have heard of it.” He shuffled towards you, handing the comic book to you. “You can have it.. a little token of appreciation for the figure!” He giggled nervously as you took it. “Thanks.” You chuckled back.

“Care for a rematch, madam?” He pulled you up with him as he gravitated towards the game, you snorted at his nerdy remark and nodded. He booted up the game, shoving quarters in so he had as many extra lives possible. “I have a great feeling about this round! After all, I have my good luck token with me,” He cartoonishly winked and then set his eyes on the screen, moving his sweaty hands to the best of his ability and finally!!! Still #2… “Don’t worry bud, you’ll get it next time!” You patted his back.

He leaned into your touch and grinned, imagining you both even closer. It appeared you were thinking the same as your arms slid around his torso, squeezing him in a behind-hug before moving him to the side, giving you room to shove another fistful of quarters into the machine. Josh just stood looking at you in shock, the only other person that had ever hugged him was his mother.. and she was suffocating!!! This was warm, and made him feel a rush of excitement every second your skin lingered on his.

This time you let yourself miss a few points, to make Josh feel better about his lacklustre skills. He was watching you like a hawk the entire time, with a subtle awareness of what you were trying to do. “Don’t go easy on me, I can do this!” Josh jumped in for another round, moving you more carefully than before as if you were one of his fragile Kenner collectibles. He completed the round only to realise you were now both at the same rank. He cheered, of course- but not out of competition, he felt you and him have achieved this together!

“We DID IT!” Josh squealed (again, no volume awareness) as he pulled you into a hug. Childish excitement took over him as he shook you around “I could just kiss you right now!!” He quoted from some stupid comic, which made you pause. Only then did Josh realise what he said, after a muttered apology he backed away keeping his eyes on you. “You can go now.. if you want.” He whispered, embarrassed as ever.

You slowly picked up the comic Josh gave you from the ground, getting ready to leave. As you passed him you pecked his cheek, grinning mischievously as you walked away. Josh was dumbfounded! His face was ruby as he stuttered, too stupid to chase after you. He wondered if he could access the security cameras to see if what just happened was real.

And maybe he could watch it again, and again, and again.

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A/N: I this may be buns I’m sorry

Requests are open still, I’m not writing for Pete I’m sorry I CANT DO IT!!!

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Leaderboard

Josh Levy x FemGamer!Reader

Josh begins a new fixation. After entering a new arcade in the mall and finding a fun game, he can’t seem to get past #2 on the leaderboard…

CW: Josh is Josh, creepy tendencies , obsession, sexism, Josh is slightly delusional

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The club was the last thing Josh wanted to see on a day like this. Following yet another argument with Bill, he decided to seek refuge in the arcade that has opened a while ago in the mall. He expected a ton of normies to plague the entrance where games like pac-man and donkey kong were, so he slid through the labyrinth of screens and consoles to a find a safe, familiar game that he was actually good at.

Hours of button-smashing aside, Josh refreshed the leaderboard to find.. someone above him??? God, he could have sworn he was the only one who played this busted-up machine! “This had to be a mistake,, a glitch!!” He pondered, and thus begun a deep dive into who this mysterious competitor was! (and a deep dive into his pocket for more quarters to check every game leaderboard… loneliness pushes people to extreme lengths!)

“No, no, NO!” Josh slammed his fist into the keypad of the last machine he had money for, and to no avail this mysterious “#1 player” was nowhere to be found in the leaderboards of ANY of the other games in the building. He trudged back to his favourite game in defeat, only to find someone in an oversized hoodie hunched over in the same corner he found himself in earlier.

“YOU!!” He rushed over and grabbed you by the shoulders, swinging you around to face him almost comically. The first thing that caught your vision after it calmed from being spun around was a guy twice your size staring at you with his mouth agape, all he could get out was a few stutters until you finally spoke up. “Can you not interrupt me? I’m trying to beat my high score!” Now this, snapped Josh clean out of whatever weird fantasy daydream he was having- a girl? Talking to HIM!? Who was playing trying to play a game HE specialised in? He snorted, placing a firm grasp on your shoulder. “Let me show you how to actually win this game. You girls don’t know anything about these old games, all you’re good for are those new flashy controller games!” He pushed you to the side after his condescending remark and got to work.

Josh was a bit embarrassed when he went back to the leaderboard to find he still hadn’t beat the #1 player, as he was trying to impress you. Before he could rudely grab a quarter from your tub of tickets and money, you quickly booted up the game and shuffled in front of him, pushing another quarter into the slot. Without a word, you inserted the name of the #1 player, beat the game with flashing colours, and all Josh could do was watch! “You’re… the top player!?” He shouted, ignoring any use of an ‘inside voice’. You turned around to see spit building up at the sides of his mouth as he muttered to himself, “Why else would I be here dude? Your moves were sloppy and miscalculated at best. Just go back to street fighter or something, normie!” You dismissed him and turned around only to see Josh.. grinning? Snarling? His mouth was twitching as he was trying to hold back an almost angry expression, and his face which was already rouged with acne somehow was an even darker shade of red. All he could think of was the fact you beat him, and how he needed to prove you wrong!!!

He suddenly jolted and grabbed your tub of quarters, holding it above your head and revealing the very visible sweat stains on his jacket. “At ta-ta, you’re going to show me exactly what you did to beat me!” He whined as he took your winnings personally. In response to this you got all up in his face, your chin was jabbing into his chest as you reached for your stolen change, “I’m done for today, give me my tickets so I can get my action figure!!” Josh woke up like a sleeper agent hearing this, “They have action figures at the prize counter!?” He gasped, relaxing his shoulders as he gave the tub back to you. “Duh, you just haven’t been here enough for them to even trust figures around you.” You nearly spat in his face how close you were to him, as you narrowed your eyes and curled your lip in disdain. Josh was dumbfounded realising this was the most contact he ever had with a female and made sure to savour it, bitter competitiveness aside. You began to storm away as Josh quickened his pace after you, he needed to know more, all about you!!!

As you redeemed your tickets and got a measly Star Wars figure instead of whatever one you wanted, you were ready to trash it. You made your way to the bin but before you could be on your way you heard Josh (again.) “WAITT!!” He panted, hurdling towards you. “Do you want this piece of junk?” You handed a pristine Boba-Fett figurine to him, concluding this is why he stopped you. The real reason he was after you was for some kind of contact information, but this, THIS made him shot-circuit! “For me!?” He squealed like a kid in excitement, thinking this must be fate! (Even though you were just about to throw out a prized collector’s item,) He already ‘knew’ you meant this for him, gosh you were so considerate!!! “I mean, sure..” you shrugged and gave it to him, watching his face light up.

Josh was too busy admiring the paint job on his new figure’s helmet that he didn’t even notice you walking away, and when he realised you were gone his mind began racing. He had to find you again, you were totally perfect! (Better-at-games aside) I mean, why else would you be able to read his mind and give him the prized possession he had been looking for? He left the mall with optimism, and would follow this day by going back to the arcade daily trying to find you again.

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AN: Yes I added that godforsaken boba fett figure, Josh needed it!!! I’m sorry if this is absolutely buns, this is my first eltingville fic! I made whatever game you and Josh were playing pretty open since I don’t know much about “older” games. If this is ooc for him uhh I apologise but this idea just came to me yesterday, i hope you enjoyed nonetheless.

THIS WAS ONLY PROOF-READ ONCE,, sorry!

My requests are open, even if you want an extension of this fic I’m open to actually give a bit of reciprocated feelings from the reader to Josh ^^

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recent kriselles

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♈♊AA: lets take a break or two 🌼☀️

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somebody that i used to know

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Cabin fever

Alastor x artist!reader ONESHOT

(This fic is more characterised with Pre-show Alastor, leaning more towards the more “charming” creepy pilot Alastor we all know n love- this fic also has the weird trope that almost every other pilot fic has of Alastor owning a cabin so here we are)

SFW

CW: Alastor creepiness, (he enjoys your personal life as much as you do) snowed in with eachother, journal snooping

The seasons seemed to pass quickly in your partner’s cabin, with long sweaty summers turning to stuffy cold winters Alastor always seemed to know how to cater to your needs. The snow was unbelievably extreme this year however, inhibiting either of you from leaving the timeless stone and wood walls- this was no bother for your fantastic partner however, and you both seized this as an opportunity to lazily lounge all week. This wore off quickly, and you began to view his acts of kindness as a bit too convenient, as if he was reading your journal…

You woke up expecting another mundane day stuck in the house with pancakes and a grinning man eyeing your half-asleep face as you try to crack a smile at the unexpected treat in front of you. “How long have you been here?” You rub your eyes as you slowly shift upright, pushing your small pocketbook under your pillow. “Hm.. around an hour, enough to basque in your beauty and talents my dear!” He slides his boney knees across the wooden floor to snatch the journal from under your pillow and begins to flick through it, you try to grab it from him out of fear he will judge you for your drawings of him.

“Hey! Give me it!” You struggle as he playfully grips onto the journal and continues to flick through it as if he is inspecting each page. “You could make money with these lovely portraits of me, you know!” He chuckles, finally letting go of the journal causing it to be flung by the amount of strength you were putting into taking it from him. You look at him deadpan trying to come to terms with what he had just revealed to you, is this how he found out what you were craving for breakfast and what you wanted for dinner? You pulled his lanky frame up beside you on the bed.

“When did you start doing this Al, be serious with me now!” You scold him and he folds only when he meets your eyes, “Well, cabin fever got the best of me so I decided to snoop around the room! And what i found in your possession was a lot more wholesome than anything I could have been hiding..” his smile softens as he runs his finger along the spine of the book. “And for the next time you want anything my dear, don’t keep it secret! I always have my ways.” His eyes flicker as he mutters, lifting the book and sliding the book under your pillow. He plants a kiss on your forehead before he closes the door leaving you, your violated journal and pancakes on the bed.

AN:This is my first time writing for Alastor so I apologise if it isn’t that well done, this thought just came to me randomly lol- thanks for reading :D requests are open!

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HECTOR HCS

SFW

CW:Watching/stalking(?) briefly mentioned

Gawd this little fella is so unbelievably mipy I can’t handle it,,, enjoy these sweet little nothings I came up with!!!

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He greets you by placing a little kiss on the hand, trying to be a gentleman

Shudders when he is called out on knowing a little too much on certain things about you… he quickly tries to change the subject

Sometimes accidentally slips into his “vent voice” when he’s trying to impress you, then quickly clears his throat and looks away awkwardly

Hyper mobile in his fingers, he’s always twiddling with them when he’s looking at you and formulating responses

On that note

His fingernails are perfectly manicured,, it gets boring up in the attic you know!!!

When he’s sighing/taking deep breaths he genuinely sounds like machinery

Weather dependent, his temperature is usually spot on and perfect for you.. but when he’s flustered or nervous you could be stepping into a sauna in one room and a freezer in the next

He has a lil stubble on his soft jawline that he sometimes scratches when he thinks you’re not looking

When he feels he isn’t being used enough he begins to sneeze loudly through the vents (as if there is dust forming in his system) to get your attention

I think he is actually pretty good friends with Fantina (despite the fanbase putting them against each other every chance they get) and he enjoys listening to her infodumping about you. Common interest!

Watches events unfold in the house like watching a tv show.. sometimes you swear you hear popcorn crunching sounds from the vents

Sometimes I think there could be a twinge of jealousy when you are talking to the other objects, but he wants whatever makes you happiest!

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A/N: This was just a lot of yap, I just love this character!!! Side note, I also hc Hector’s human to be transmasc because I can:3

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Blankets ~ Gideon Graves/Gordon Goose x Sick!Julie Powers fanfic

cw: sickness (flu), Gideon Graves, Julie Powers, hugs!

very fluffy fic be prepared

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As Gordon dragged his feet off the couch, he felt an immense craving for some sort of fast food. His girlfriend, Julie would still usually be doing her hair at the bathroom sink at this time in the morning, so he seized the opportunity to politely ask for food.

“Julesss!!!” he whined, “can you order me a Burger King pleaseeeee???”

No response.

“Weird..” he loudly exclaimed, he didn’t expect Julie to say yes, she usually would tell him to leave her alone, (but still get it for him.) so he decided to check on her and shuffled to her bedroom.

There lied a shivering Julie wrapped up in a plentiful of blankets. Her headphones were in, but Gideon could hear whatever she was playing as she had her music on ear-damaging volume.

“Jules, what’s wrong?”

He gently tapped Julie’s shoulder, she quivered and slowly cranked her head around and took her headphones off. Her lips and nose were red, puffy and smothered with vaseline.

“What… the f*ck do you want Gordon?”

His eyes were fixed on hers, he gently stroked Julie’s cheek.

“I’m so sorry Jules, I had no idea you were sick..” he mumbled. Julie’s gaze softened, her cheeks which were already red due to the cold turned crimson.

“Can you c-call Stacey and say i’m sick..? If she yells at me tell her to give me a f*cking break! o-ok” She whispered through chattering teeth.

“Right-o!” Gordon excitedly responded, a day off with his semi(?) girlfriend felt like a miracle considering Lucas Lee had already ditched him. Things got lonely around the house, and Julie had stopped paying for Gordon’s crunchy roll subscription which only made things worse.

After Gordon said Julie would be absent from work he hung up the phone, he did not want to tell Julie that Stacey (unsurprisingly) was unhappy with her sick leave so he decided to stop the conversation before it got to that level.

“Ba-ack!” He sang.

“W-what did she say?” Julie croaked,

“That she hopes you get better soon~” Gordon was obviously lying out of his teeth, and Julie knew that; however, she thought it was kinda cute so she played along.

“I’m gonna go make some special soup for you, my mom’s remedy to any flu!” He geeked. Julie hummed in agreement back, wrapping yet another layer of blankets around her.

After many fire alarms and weird scents, Gordon came up with a tray which entailed grilled cheese, orange juice and a very obviously tinned tomato soup. Julie chuckled to herself and ate up, Gordon watched her the entire time with content.

When Julie was finished, she and her cocoon of blankets rolled over on the bed to face Gordon, who was grabbing a blanket from a drawer. He slowly snuggled up beside Julie who was thankful for the heat. They sat in silence, staring at eachother longingly.

Julie eventually looked down in disgust, “I wish you didn’t see me like this, i look like a zombie..” she groaned, Gordon was shocked by this sudden statement that it took him a while to compute it.

“I DONT THINK YOU’RE A ZOMBIE!” he exploded. Julie laughed out of shock, gobsmacked by the volume and severity of Gordon’s statement. “And even if you were a zombie, WHICH YOU ARENT! you would be the most beautiful zombie in the world.” he ranted.

“Can i have another blanket, Gordon?” Julie asked softly, as her eyes met his again.

“Of course!”

He slowly got up and reached for another blanket, then wrapped it around Julie. He pulled both ends of the blanket towards him on the bed, moving Her closer, then latched his arms onto her; after a while of Julie being warmed by the blankets and Gordon, she drifted off to sleep.

Gordon watched her eyes flutter and listened to her breathing becoming slower, he then took off her glasses and placed them beside his on the cabinet.

“Goodnight my love.”

A/N: my requests are open now, so are my rules so check them out before requesting!

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REQUEST BOARD!!!

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Fandoms:

Adventure time/ fionna and cake - more leaning to f&c

Hazbin hotel - All characters

Helluva boss - All apart from Mammon and Bee

Zoophobia - Any characters that have had a canon appearance in the book or have some background on them

Magnus archives - All characters

Scott Pilgrim - All characters apart from some of the evil exes

Homestuck - All characters that have dialogue (includes Kurloz)

Rules:

No NSFW under any conditions

Nothing illegal! common sense.

I’m quite busy so if fics take long to come out you know why-

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FIC IDEA!

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Winter King x Reader who has had reoccurring dreams of him since working at their new job at an ice-cream shop?

ik it’s basically like Fionna’s dreams but unlike hers winter king is actually aware of the reader, and they are physically brought to the ice castle every time they fall asleep. The reader doesn’t believe it’s real UNTIL they don’t wake up!

GASP

that’s all i got so far as a brief synopsis

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Gordon Goose x Julie Powers Hcs!

i’m doing this instead of english homework be grateful 🙏

cw: Gordon Goose, Julie powers, Cryo tank shenanigans, rich people

Gordon genuinely hasn’t a clue what he’s supposed to do in a real relationship, he was used to just being able to control things; but he likes taking a break.

He has applied multiple times to second cup, and has not been accepted due to julie’s persuasion of him not being able to make good coffee!

Julie calls him G-man or Gideon at her parties to make herself seem more cool.

As much as Julie hates to admit it she kinda got into all of Gordon’s stupid animes, the first one she watched with him was “Toradora” and she found Taiga beating up people quite amusing.

Gordon talks in his sleep, usually about his super evil villainous plans. Julie loves it of course.

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If Gordon was ever able to properly reclaim his throne Julie would be right there beside, or even above him.

Honestly Julie would miss being in Toronto and all the drama surrounding her neighbours, but eventually she would find a way to host parties in some sort of large extravagant building.

Now.

about the cryotanks

erm

idk

she’d find it a little weird

and probably force gideon to un freeze them?

Julie probably thought that was a bit too evil for her liking, she would be friends with all his exes and every time gordon is being a loser she calls them and talks shit about him.

She wears the suit in this relationship, which is pretty self explanatory.

However, she does like dressing up for parties, she thinks it’s cool.

Scott is very much banned from any of these parties, they say it’s because of class but Ramona and all the others are allowed in

NO PLUS ONES!

She has no rich friends, she says they’re d*cks but Gordon is the ringleader.

Julie flirts with Matthew to piss off Gordon when he’s ignoring her, it works every time.

Reblogs appreciated!

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Winter King x Present-Time Reader!

(confusing name, ik.)

Reader is from 2020s, pretty much around 2023-2025, lemme know if you want me to continue!

im a new writer so feedback and support is much appreciated-❤️

Warnings: Light swearing, y/n not used, fainting and wounds?

Your POV

You were snowed in your house, looking for a way out to work since your boss is a douche- then after multiple avalanches coming through your windows and doors you decided to just kick the ice out of the way and take the day off.

you slipped

blacked out, last thing you saw was blue sparkles forming around the (now mushy) snow you kicked

Somehow instead of waking up and seeing your sweatpants and band tee whilst blasting music through your bluetooth headphones, you were covered in blankets in all shades of blue and your headphones were nowhere to be seen

A man the same shade of blue as the mattress you were sitting on waltzed into the room

After the blue guy introducing himself and mansplaining how you got there (he doesn’t know either.) your nervous system got the suprise of a floor made of ice!

He ordered his “Ice Scouts” to get you fluffy slippers

much.. better?

Still not level-headed due to the fall, you tried to run and escape this odd little dream

your arm got caught on a little spike of ice

ow!

not a dream.

aw shit

The blue guy stopped you and introduced himself as The Winter King, but he said you could just call him winter.

He glided around you, (almost examining your outfit) talking about how excited he was to have a guest after all these years.

Feeling judged, you decided to return the favour and make fun of his outfit with some witty comebacks

He just chuckled-

He started asking where you were from as you were derealising and being the normal human you were you just said your country

“When”

tf?

when?

“202-“

His mouth was agape, you started to wonder if this was the past or the future, cus you don’t fw time travel

Neither does he by the look of it.

His POV

After a blissful voyage across the snowy mountains he noticed a large blue luminous circle under the abundance of snow.

Could this be a sign of new magic source? he was in need of something to fully demolish the crowns curse (cus bro was sick of Candy Queen.)

He started digging with his bare hands and jumped in nose first like a fennec fox.

He felt something warm, so warm that it feels cold at first.

a hand?

HUMMAAAAANN??

He dragged the human(?) by their collar in fear of melting, honestly he was just too excited to have a tight enough grip and the human rolled all the way down the mountain.

Flopping like a fish

WAIT ARE THEY DEAD?

He glissaded down the mountain, trying to keep his composure to not alarm his ice citizens.

Realising he forgot the whereabouts of a human heart, he felt your back and started to freak out.

until you made a faint shiver

oh!

He demanded his Ice Scouts to take you to his castle and dry you off.

He merrily sang about having a “new friend” around the streets of his winter wonderland and headed back to the castle.

When you woke up he NEEDED to know where you came from, but not before making a good first impression!!!

He didn’t pay much attention to your outfit as it was overshadowed by the fact you were a human!

He meticulously examined your clothing once you had woken up, he didn’t understand the silly little things you were saying about his outfit, however the insults and slang sounded slightly familiar.

When he found out you were from his time he freaked out, were you a magic holder or was this actual time travel?

He needed to know MORE!