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WWW.LINKEDIN/ENEMY

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"fuck, you're so tight" as i'm thrusting into the stab wound in your chest

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my body: let's go pee at 4 am

me: hell yeah

my body: let's go back to our room omg it's so cold even with all the blankets

me: damn

my body: let's wake up at 06:51

me: what

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I haven't written a suicide note but once as a kid I sprayed deodorant on my vagina and it hurt so bad that I wrote a goodbye letter to my family, assuming I'd be dead by morning

I was looking through my inbox to see messages I forgot to answer and this one hit me like a truck. Thank you so much for telling me this

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the kpop industry should not debut minors

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I’m not going to say that I pass.  I most certainly don’t.  I literally got “sir-ed” about an hour ago when a washing machine was delivered since our old one was getting wonky and locking up.

…but it was nice to see a hazy reflection and without a thought recognize the form as a woman…

…it was even nicer that the person I passed to was myself.

Again, blurry reflection, in a glass door, from far away...

…

…but it was still really nice.

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yeah uh... don't do this :)

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Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

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noticing that for mono relationships you hear stuff like "they weren't right for each other" or "it just didn't work out" but for poly relationships it's always "this is why I could never do polyamory"

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I wanna do that but i'm scared my irl friends would make fun of it

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4 some reason i rlly like franklins dynamic w ursula (crazy hitchhiker gf)

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EWW LMK WHEN THAT HAPPENS ☹️ THE BOTS HAVE GOTTEN TO THE DK FAN CLUB.....

BRO WHO POSTED THAT IN THE DK FAN CLUB GROUP OH MY GOD😭😭

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beautiful conversations happening on twitter