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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

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Literally

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everyone reblogging good bones by maggie smith today.... guys that is by a different maggie smith who is very much alive and from ohio

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dorian & basil siblings and now white heathcliff. gothlit enjoyers are in the fucking trenches this year

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why not cast jane eyre too. since nothing matters.

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it’s these substandard motels on the la la la la la corner of 4th and fremont street appealing only cause they’re just that unappealing any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering the rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde and the habit of decomposing right before your very la la la la eyes along with the people inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy tonight’s tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie she’s getting a job at the firm come monday the missus will stay with the cheating attorney moonlighting aside she really needs his money a wonderful caricature of intimacy yeahhhhh yeahhhhh aaaaaand not to mention the constable and his proposition for that virgin yes the one the lawyer met with on strictly business as he said to the missus well only hours before after he had left she was fixing her face in a compact there was a terrible crash there was a terrible CRASH between her and the badge she spilled her purse and her bag and held a purse of a different kind along with the people inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy there are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses it’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets and before all the stains and a few more of your least favorite things raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses it’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets and before all the stains and a few more of your least favorite things inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy inside what a wonderful caricature of intimacy [cello solo] raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses it’s sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets and before all the stains and a few more of your least favorite things raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses and the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets and before all the stains and a few more of your least favorite things

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I don't care that she was in her 80s, every talented woman god takes from us before he sends Johnny Depp to hell is one of those holy mysteries I plan to confront him on when I die.

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Terry Pratchett

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i do actually feel bad for chappell bc my dream is to be gay famous and my nightmare is to be actual famous and i think the same thing happened to her. she tried to be gay famous and accidentally became actual famous and now there’s no way out and now people care about her presidential endorsements

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chappell roan doesn't need to "get a pr manager" you bitches need to grow a spine and gain some critical thinking skills

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i forget that people like it when their ships are like married and in love or whatever and aren't so divorced they can't even stand to be in the same room without having a psychological meltdown like that isn't the pinnacle of romantic obsession. sorry i was raised by wire mother

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Why is every supernatural poster just this

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what am i being advertised here exactly

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Happy for all of my NYC mutuals I never doubted your abilities to put curses on your mayor for even a minute