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bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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Just slipped on a banana peel, this day couldn't get any fucking worse
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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I relate to the alien movies becauye that also happened to me
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Using shallow female characters as love interests to no-homo the relationship between your painfully devoted male characters is sexist AND homophobic.
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Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot
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the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about
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I like the part of sex when you start stabbing and cutting
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