the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else
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getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel
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“An intimate relationship does not banish loneliness. Only when we’re comfortable with who we are, can we truly function in a healthy way.”
— Unknown
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sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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Let's just cuddle naked and if it slips in, it slips in
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hey what if you came over and I edged you on my couch while we were watching a movie until you're a blushing and tearing little mess, and then I tied your hands together and made you take my strap while I tell you what a good boy you are when you beg mommy to stroke your aching cock and please please please let you cum
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sorry i didn’t respond i have ‘opened your message before i was ready to reply, got distracted and forgot’ disease
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