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The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true Always wanting more, he’d leave you longing for

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my time has come!!!!! sfw+nsfw hcs for michael from gta v pls! thank ya kindly ~~

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YESSSSS god, i do love michael (even if My Boy is trevor) so i’m very willing to discuss at length this absolute shithead of a man lmfao. 

female reader, let’s fuck it up.

sfw

i’m gonna go out on a limb and say you definitely don’t have history with michael

to be fair, nobody does

the people he’s known the longest were pushed to the fringes of his life, and the only relationship he kept intact (his marriage) still fell apart

he’s not surprised when the divorce papers get served, he fucked up big time in so many ways

it feels like consequences, proper consequences

but it feels wrong to sit around and wallow in an empty house, he gets back on the dating market almost immediately

and he decides he has no shame left, might as well try tinder

his profile’s not too alarming, actually. he’s just clearly looking for hook-ups and highlights the fact that he has money

you match with him, completely unaware of the amount of baggage this guy carries

although, to be fair, you figure it out pretty quickly

he’s a little smarmy on the first date, though just charming enough. you can see him debating on asking if he can come in when he drops you off at home

you let him because he looks sad, relatively harmless

100% you expect a quick fuck on the couch

but instead, while you’re making out with him, he stops you

he looks nervous, shifting away and when you ask him what’s wrong he’s so shocked by how sincere you sound that he actually tells you

his wife left him and this doesn’t feel right

michael’s even more shocked by how understanding you are about it, and about the fact that he doesn’t want to linger

he’s certain that’s the last he’ll hear of you, but he gets a text the next day saying you had a nice time and would like to go out with him again

so??? he’s out for drinks with you at seven two days later 

he puts on less of a false bravado, in your opinion but you get the sense that what he’s showing you isn’t quite him

you take your time, asking more questions and noting when he starts to get uncomfortable

it’s tough to know if you should proceed when he’s clearly keeping a big secret but he’s genuinely quite nice to be around

he tells you in a low voice near your ear that you look just gorgeous, it’s tough to want to cut ties after that

you’re not sure even he expected this to work out so well, but you go on date after date until you bring him home a second time

michael doesn’t trust night’s in, they remind him of the early days with his family. before the big house, the lying, the botched robbery

it’s intimate and kinda nice to just?? cook with you

you’ve noticed red flags in his behaviour, mostly down to how he treats others and a simmering temper issue

but you’re worried about him, all alone in his big house and clearly dealing with a lot of shit

he waves away your concerned questions about what’s really going on with him, choosing instead to talk about your life

michael snaps at you when you press any sore spots and you learn to approach his issues with caution

he clearly cares about you, however. you got debt? not any more. you want a simpler life?? he’ll give it to you

michael wants you to be independent but it’s very clear that he shows affection through material objects

but asking for more emotional/romantic support seems to snap him out of it, he’ll warm up to the idea of being there for you

it’s not easy, though, and the idea of having emotional labour in a relationship is something he approaches with caution

but i think you help him prioritize and the fact that you have no reference point to how he was means you’re uniquely equipped to accept him as he is now and try to work towards more healthy behaviour

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am I the only one who is haunted by the fact that killing Trevor or Michael is even an option… why would ANYONE.

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How not to be a cop. [x]

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michael and trevor spend some good old quality time together: part 2 [x]

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Persons who claim to love sleeping almost always stay up late, not getting enough sleep.

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How Long — Law x Reader

Request by Anon:  hello, do you write for Law? If you do, could you write smething about Law in love with a strawhat?? can you make it a fem!reader please?

AN: Not exactly what was requested but, I hope you like it! Also, I love Law, he’s quite literally, a heart stealer excuse my terrible pun, please

Warnings: A little bit angsty, I guess…mentions of smut. 

Word Count: 1K words. 

From the moment you approached Punk Hazard, you had a funny feeling in your gut. Not only was the island in a very weird state, but the moment you came across him, everything made sense as to why you had such a funny feeling chewing you so far.

Running towards a miraculously open door, followed by the kids of all sized you came across while exploring Punk Hazard, you saw him at the door frame. As you ran closwer, you saw members of the navy standing outside, and Law’s expression suddenly changing.

With a quick flick of his fingers, as you ran away, something happened. The next thing you knew was we were left behind, as your Sanji, Nami, Chopper and Franky ran away followed by the kids.

“You wait right here” Law commanded as you realised somehow you’d made it to his side.

Doing as he told you, and following your instincts, you helped him fight Smoker and Tashigi. Until you were able to run back inside, he grabbed you and in a blink of an eye you were god knows where. A room, just the two of you, and you understood he’d used his devil fruit to teleport you to a room nearby.

With another flick of his fingers, you felt something get ripped of your chest. And you saw your heart in his hands as fear suddenly flooded you.

“Please don’t tell me what I just saw wasn’t real…” He growled.

“Uhm…” You gulped nervously, both happy and terrified of seeing him. “What you saw wasn’t real…” You whispered as his grip tightened around your heart and you felt that squeeze, as a hand instinctively made it to your chest.

“You’re a Strawhat? Really?” His voice shocked and hurt, you felt like you were scolded, and decided to look away.

“Oi, I told you I wanted to become a pirate…” You growled.

“I didn’t let you join my crew for a reason, you know that!” Law snapped, making you feel slightly guilty, and feeling foolish for feeling guilty.

“It was my dream Law!” Looking back into his fierce eyes “We could’ve stayed together, through thick and thin, but you didn’t let me”

“I wanted to keep you safe! I was going to come back to you once I found the One Piece”

“How long ago was that?” Your question felt like a slap on his face, as he stopped and thought of how long it exactly had been, making him feel bad “It’s been long enough, what if you returned to find out I already moved on?”

“Have you?” He growled in a low voice.

“I thought I did…But I’m starting to believe that still belongs to you…” You said looking at your heart in Law’s grip, your voice rather annoyed. You sighed and looked away.  

“Why did you make it sound like it’s so bad?”

“Because” You snapped looking back into those grey eyes you adored so much. “I missed you. And thinking of you hurt me…When I heard you were in Sabaody, I felt like I was going to puke…I wished to come across you, but we never did. Then Luffy told me you helped him get away from Marineford? That hurt even worse”

“I’m sorry, [Name]-ya” Law murmured as with another flick of hs fingers, your heart rocketed back into your chest.

“After you left, and told me I couldn’t go with you to the Grand Line, I decided to seek my own adventure, and I came across Luffy…the rest is history”

“Are you happy with them?”

“You have no idea…” A genuine smile sprouting in your face at the very thought. “We’re rivals now, but, I am glad I joined them”

“Let’s see who gets to the One Piece first” Law smirked, as your smile remained.

“Oh, is that a challenge I smell?” Law smirked at your remark walking closer to you.

“You’re still the same competitive little shit, aren’t you” Stopping before you, you giggled at the unconventional pet name he chose. With a finger, he lifted your face so you were looking at him.”I missed you too, [Name]-ya”

Closing the space between you, Law went in for a kiss. And your lips tasted his for the first time in years. Your mind turned off that same second and what happened next was history. Years of pent up frustration, and constant memories of him haunting you at night came to a resolution. During your own adventure, you came across a few lovers here and there, but they had nothing on Law. Maybe was the chemistry, maybe was the fact that Law knew you inside out, nothing compared to the way Law claimed you as his. And he had again, for the first time in years.

Hickies, scratches, heated moans and sweet nothings. Desire consuming you almost achingly, as the both of you made up for the time apart. Until noises approached the room the two of you were hiding in. He stopped to pay attention, and after a few seconds, he finally spoke.

“You should hide. If they find you, if they find us, like this in particular, we’ll get in a lot of trouble…” He said resting his forehead against yours before walking away from the wall he had you pinned to.

He grabbed his clothes from the floor and started getting dressed as you sighed slightly annoyed.

“What a way to ruin the mood…” You said looking for your clothes, hearing Law chuckle behind you.

“I’m sorry, babe” He said. “I’ll make it up to you later” You could almost hear his grin “By the way, I have to talk to Luffy”

“What for?”

“I want to make an alliance. I need your help to take down one of the Yonko” You looked at him, surprised at what he just said, only to find that very familiar look. A fire burning in his eyes, determination fueling it as you wondered not who, but how exactly were you going to do that.

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Trafalgar Law X Reader:

First time wearing woman's clothes:

You and the rest of your crew, The Heart Pirates, had docked in a cove on Amazon Lilly after successfully rescuing Straw Hat Luffy from Marineford. You had to dock there and not by the town because this island is the home of only women and men aren't allowed to set foot on this island at all. The only reason why you're here at all, is because Boa Hancock is the princess of this island and is in love with Luffy. Your captain is also the only doctor with the medical machines necessary to keep him alive.

You were reading a book about cryptozoology under a tree to escape the heat of the afternoon. You glanced up at the guys after flipping a page and saw them messing around waiting for the women from town to bring them their lunch. You closed your book and were about to go inside the Polar Tang but stopped when you heard your crew cheering at the arrival of the women and food. You set your book down and joined your crew in the line for lunch. When you finally got to the front of the line, you chatted with Margaret.

"Why are you wearing clothes that men wear?" she asked, curiously looking at your slightly tattered jeans.

"I was mostly raised by men. I guess I kinda ended up dressing like one." you replied

"Just because you are around men all the time doesn't mean you have to dress and smell like one. Come with me into town and we'll go shopping for an outfit." she said

'This is the perfect excuse to explore the town. It's getting boring in this cove. But do I really wanna wear women's clothing?' you thought

"Okay. I'll see you after lunch." you hesitantly agreed and walked away."Wait? I smell like a man?" you mumbled to yourself smelling your armpit to see if you stink.

You walked over to your tree and sat in the shade to eat your lunch. You had the feeling that someone was staring at you so you looked up with the spoon still in your mouth and found your captain, Trafalgar Law, staring at you. He looked away instantly and started talking to Bepo. You smiled and went back to your food. You had the biggest crush on your captain but you knew your love might be one sided. Besides, he was a busy man that has no time for relationships. After you ate, you met up with Margaret. "I'm glad you decided to come. There's a shop I wanted to show you." she smiled.

You smiled back briefly and followed her lead. Shopping for clothing wasn't your favorite thing to do. After making your way though the forest, the town was finally in view. Your eyes widened at all the vendors. You saw where you could buy weapons, food, and a clothing store. You walked over to where the weapons were and saw a black and purple pocket knife that caught your eye and bought it.

"We're supposed to be buying clothes." Margaret chuckled behind you. "I knew that." you smiled and held up your new knife, "But look how beautiful this knife is."

"You talk about knives like how I talk about clothing." she said and grabbed your hand, dragging you away to the clothing shop. 

You went into the store and your eyes widened. There was nothing that you would actually wear here. Margaret walked up to a rack of clothing and pulled out a dress that had frills both on the sleeves and on the bottom.

"I'm not wearing that." you pouted

"Why not?"

"I don't like frills or dresses." you replied

"Okay. No frilly dresses then." she huffed and pulled out a black skirt with purple trim and a matching tank top. "How about this then?"

You stared at the clothing for the longest time and was about to shake your head but she shoved you into the dressing room.

"These seem to be your favorite colors like the knife. So just try them on already."

You put the clothes on and were staring at yourself in the mirror for the longest time. The next thing you know a pair of high heels come flying over the door and almost hit you.

"Put these on too." she said.

You sighed and did what the amazonian woman said. Looking at yourself one last time in the mirror, you finally got the nerve to leave the dressing room.

"You look great. I bet you even feel better too." she complimented

"How can you walk in these shoes?" you asked

"You'll get used to it." she said

Margaret walked you back to the cove before it got dark and your crew mates swarmed around you.

"Wow. (Name) you look amazing!" said Penguin

"Yeah. You're gorgeous." said another crew mate

You stood there and blushed the deepest red trying to pull your skirt down more. You couldn't take all these compliments. You weren't used to being so exposed and gaining all this attention.

"Damn it." you muttered and took off running into the forest near the cove. You didn't make it very far and fell because the heels you were wearing made it near impossible to run. You sat on the ground and rubbed your ankle sighing. You heard someone approaching you and looked back seeing that it was your captain, Law.

"Sorry about the way the crew acted. You should know by now that they get that way around women." he said sitting by you.

"I know. I'm just not used to being the center of attention." you replied and blushed when he put his hand on you ankle to look it over.

"Your ankle seems to be fine. It's not broken or sprained. But you still might want to put ice on it."

"That's good to know."

"Oh yeah. Here's your book. You left it under a tree," he said and handed it to you. "You know everything about cryptozoology is a myth right?"

"The world is a vast place. You never know what is out there," you smiled.

"Right. You know (Name-ya), you look cute in that outfit," he said moving a stray hair out of your face.

Your eyes met his steely grey eyes. He leaned in slowly and lightly brushed his lips over yours. You leaned into him to deepen the kiss. He smirked and chuckled when he noticed you blushing.

"It's getting late we should head back to the submarine," he said. He helped you up and carried you back to the Polar Tang.

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

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