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Hi all! Here's the timeline for the 2025 event, which will ask writers to create a fic with a minimum word count of 20k, and artists for 2 accompanying artworks. A text-only version can be found on our blog. An updated rules and FAQ will follow later this week, and outline the scope of the event in more detail.

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you guys will seriously believe anything on the Internet huh? you really think this amulet is controlling me? ive always had this aura. been sacrificing people since i could walk. this guy loves the suffering. i mean i love the suffering.

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Im so happy i followed u. I came here for neat animal facts but i also get epic cooking posts? Literally the best bonus ever

STUDY ANIMALS, STUDY SOUP

ONLY THEN CAN YOU COMBINE THE TWO

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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Due to a long history of [REDACTED] I have a chronic anxiety of doing something “wrong” and having [INSERT ANY PERSON HERE] get “mad at” me, and in trying to get over it I have developed a calming method that has worked rather well in extreme flareups if you don’t mind appearing a little unhinged

Step 1: Get a scrap of paper

Step 2: Consider the thing you are about to do

Step 3: Write down what you are about to do and why it makes sense

Step 4: Put it in your pocket, tape it under a desk, in your bra, wherever- Somewhere nearby so that it will be there when you need it

Step 5: If someone DOES “get mad at” you, retrieve the note and give it to them

Whether the “angry” person is reasonable or not, you can rest assured in the evidence that your actions made sense and were the best you could do with the information you had at the time.

Also, because it is always very very funny to have a handwritten response to something very specific that a person hasn’t even said yet, you may find your anxiety lightened by the possibility of pulling off an excellent bit, so even if the bad thing DOES happen, you’ll still have something to laugh about later

*I am aware that this is a trauma thing. Yes, my clothes are full of paper. No, I don’t intend to stop. Yes, it has happened. No, they don’t always laugh. Yes, it’s still very funny every time

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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My local indie bookstore does these $3 mystery book bundles and they always label them the funniest things 😂

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TIME TO CREATE BUCKAROOS yes there will be little pieces that you keep seeing and thinking 'this is broken this is wrong' but honestly most of these things fall into two categories 1 they give you flavor and power or 2 nobody even notices. NOW GET OUT THERE AND PROVE LOVE BUILD SOMETHING AMAZING

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Garak with slit pupils who's pupils dilate like this whenever Bashir enters the room

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Would you mind posting some of your favorite stills from the most recent super amazing and fun gravity falls animatic?? 👉👈

definitely all of these! also fun fact, the original painting for the fiddleford frame is from a billtober piece i did!

for anyone who wants to watch the animation, here it is!

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another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!

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stop reblogging butch and femme Matthew Lillard

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