gonfff

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it’s a-me

gonna abbreviate my name, guys, because that’s what cool warriors do these days. from now on only refer to me as MAR10

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attaching rocket boosters to Martha Braebuck’s chair

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I think that’s a shield

we finally did it we trapped badrang in a plate

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wasn’t a dream

I keep having this recurring dream: I’m back in Kotir dungeons, Gonff is fiddling with the cell door, and he says “SOMEBODY’S FREE~” and I go to the door and I look at the lock and he’s just stuffing playdough in there. still totally locked.

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But that never happened

never forget the time Gonff got drunk, stole three entire kegs of October Ale, and put them in Ben Stickle’s bedroom while everyone was asleep

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martin: *using a touchpad, screaming* I HATE THIS

me: Gonff The Mousethief Strikes Again

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Send me two words that you think describe me best

do it

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have you tried turning it off and then on again?

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this is Laterose

Open RP

LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MY PEONIES

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so... like is it awkward seeing your dad in Dark Forest? like, what do you talk about? ya'll didn't know each other a whole lot

Usually he says “hi,” then I say “hold that thought,” and then I give him a sword and leave forever

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me, in a little red corvette under a cherry moon: They don’t call me the Prince of Mousethieves for nothing

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sword

you fuckers don’t know about my Mega Knife

it’s like a knife but way bigger and more badass than any other knife 

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*approaching Tsarmina’s bedroom with a bucket of water and a potato gun* hi I’m gonff and this is jackass

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Consider the following:

no

@gonfff shoulda named ur kid Gonff: The Sequel

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You are all probably wondering what Gonff’s favorite cereal is

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nobody is wondering that

You are all probably wondering what Gonff’s favorite cereal is

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Gonff easily has the dumbest name in recorded history