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Goliath might've blushed. It was hard to tell, both from his height, and because pickles didn't seem to show flushing cheeks. "I mean, that's... nice, Jerry, but... being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be. I mean, it's not very fun at all."

"Are you trying to fix me?" (from jerry)

"No! No, I... I was just suggesting that if we go to this party together, that maybe you shouldn't do the two-person stilts and pants routine with your brother. Isn't it... a lot?"

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Goliath gave a small moan. "At least... they knew to call my regular, insurance-covered Doctor. You know, we don't always see... eye to eye, but..." he held steady eye contact with Doctor Larry, and though his memory was quite fuzzy, he knew one thing for sure, "You came right away to help me. And I... I guess I've taken you for granted. I guess, in a way, we've kind of become... friends."

“Was I in some kind of accident?” (From Goliath, for some more medical malpractice)

“Errr. Yes! An accident! Definitely not something that happened at the cause of my lack of hands. A whooooole accident.”

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"Are you trying to fix me?" (from jerry)

"No! No, I... I was just suggesting that if we go to this party together, that maybe you shouldn't do the two-person stilts and pants routine with your brother. Isn't it... a lot?"

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Goliath raised an eyebrow. "How's his rates? Is he affordable? Is he a good doctor? How is he with back pain?"

"Why even put candy canes on the tree? Aren't they supposed to be eaten?" (from Jerry)

Goliath was guilty of eating a few of the Candy Canes himself, so he couldn't judge too harshly, but the Christmas tree seemed so bare now. "We should have gotten the glass ones. Less tempting that way." He said solemnly.

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Since I could no longer remember if Goliath knew Larry From Work and Larry The Doctor were the same person, Goliath said, "Well, you ever meet a Doctor Larry, you stay away from him. He's the best doctor I can afford, and basically the worst doctor ever. This guy doesn't even sing, he yodels. As medicine. He's a real quack."

"Why even put candy canes on the tree? Aren't they supposed to be eaten?" (from Jerry)

Goliath was guilty of eating a few of the Candy Canes himself, so he couldn't judge too harshly, but the Christmas tree seemed so bare now. "We should have gotten the glass ones. Less tempting that way." He said solemnly.

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Pocket pierogi. A terrifying concept. Also, his pocket did not look particularly stuffed, and he wondered if it was magic. A Mary Poppins bag of pieorgi. Fascinating. "Uh... can I try one, and see if it's... see if I need something... fresher? Hot out of the oven?"

"I don't need gifts. Just give me eighteen boxes of pigs in blankets and I'll be happy." (From Goliath)

“Hm.” Oscar thought about this. That felt like a lot of pigs in blankets. “Frozen pigs? Or fresh?”

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"Uh, you ever hear of a Doctor Larry?" Goliath asked, curious if there had been other patients, or if Goliath's lack of insurance had really doomed him. "No last name. And no, I'm not protecting his identity, he never told me his last name."

"Why even put candy canes on the tree? Aren't they supposed to be eaten?" (from Jerry)

Goliath was guilty of eating a few of the Candy Canes himself, so he couldn't judge too harshly, but the Christmas tree seemed so bare now. "We should have gotten the glass ones. Less tempting that way." He said solemnly.

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Goliath perked up, a little more excited now. "Oh, great! Yes! Lots of pierogi. What's the earliest I can get that ordered from you?"

"I don't need gifts. Just give me eighteen boxes of pigs in blankets and I'll be happy." (From Goliath)

“Hm.” Oscar thought about this. That felt like a lot of pigs in blankets. “Frozen pigs? Or fresh?”

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"Better we stuck to candy, then. I only know one doctor, and he's not very good. And if I have to take you somewhere for ingesting glass..."

"Why even put candy canes on the tree? Aren't they supposed to be eaten?" (from Jerry)

Goliath was guilty of eating a few of the Candy Canes himself, so he couldn't judge too harshly, but the Christmas tree seemed so bare now. "We should have gotten the glass ones. Less tempting that way." He said solemnly.

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"I mean, cooked, preferably," Goliath said, nervous that 'fresh' would bring him literal living pigs in blankets, and that 'frozen' would bring him a frozen appetizer. He never knew with Oscar. "And some... pierogi."

"I don't need gifts. Just give me eighteen boxes of pigs in blankets and I'll be happy." (From Goliath)

“Hm.” Oscar thought about this. That felt like a lot of pigs in blankets. “Frozen pigs? Or fresh?”

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"Why even put candy canes on the tree? Aren't they supposed to be eaten?" (from Jerry)

Goliath was guilty of eating a few of the Candy Canes himself, so he couldn't judge too harshly, but the Christmas tree seemed so bare now. "We should have gotten the glass ones. Less tempting that way." He said solemnly.

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"No, I mean... I'm sick, I can't breathe," Goliath coughed, but not from whatever Jabez had, "and I keep coming to your fucking office and making appointments, and you literally just will not give me medicine. I need a prescription or... something. Like... this is the worst cold of my life. You have yet to ever do one actual doctor like... exam or test or anything, and I'm starting to wonder if you're even a real doctor."

‘ i can’t breathe without you, but i have to. ’ (From Goliath obv)

"Look, Goliath," Larry sighed out dramatically, "I appreciate you being a faithful patient. But I can't be around you all the time to help you breathe."

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"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" He asked, concerned. He moved closer to the gourd, just enough for the two of them to be touching, but not close enough to make Jerry uncomfortable. "I um... okay, I can wonder... um... oh! I heard a rumor you... you were a vampire. Um... so sometimes I wonder about that! I can keep wondering, you don't have to confirm it." He said, trying to cheer up Jerry despite his confusion.

‘ i hope sometimes you wonder about me. ’(from jerry)

Goliath looked over at the gourd, offering him a slightly confused smile. "What's there to wonder about? I can text you and ask if I'm confused about something, right?"

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‘ i hope sometimes you wonder about me. ’(from jerry)

Goliath looked over at the gourd, offering him a slightly confused smile. "What's there to wonder about? I can text you and ask if I'm confused about something, right?"

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(soc) fuck the police... am i right

Jabez nodded with a smirk. "Yeah. Fuck 'em."

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Jabez, how are things dating a gay police officer in Victorian London?

"Oh, uh, fine, I guess. Don't gotta worry about being arrested for... well, don't have to worry about much, now. Being sick and all." He admitted, and said, "I love having him in my life, you know? He means a lot to me. I hope my ghost gets to haunt him when I die."