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what the fuck is happening to my instagram

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I see you are a member of several penis reddits

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Betterhelp uh yeah you better help me get my dick sucked before i kill these hostages

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i heard they're crucifying the insincere tonight

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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

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you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

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astarion's UI portrait looks like he's the villain of a straight-to-dvd christmas movie from 2001 with a tagline like "this holiday... sucks"

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O sapo-de-chifres ou sapo-folha (Proceratophrys boiei) é uma espécie de anfíbio da família Odontophrynidae. Essa espécie é endêmica do Brasil e é encontrada em várias regiões do país. Sua distribuição inclui principalmente áreas de Mata Atlântica, que é um bioma caracterizado por florestas tropicais úmidas e diversidade biológica excepcional

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how could this have happened you all put Markiplier on ur ballots right

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whateverr

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doctors: x-rays are perfectly safe, there's no need to worry about them

doctors as soon as they turn on the x-ray machine:

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i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)

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Seemingly sincere Onceler self ship art Blazed onto my dash, in 2024. A portent, an omen...

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