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Kidnapper: *Holding Jason hostage* Ten grand and we’ll give him back!

Jason: *Offended* WHAT?! You think I’m worth only ten grand?

Kidnapper: ... What?

Jason: Just give me that!

Jason: *Takes the megaphone from the kidnapper* Make it a 100 grand!

Bruce and Dick: *Standing outside* SHUT UP, JASON!

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Jason as the janitor from scrubs

Jason meeting Tim like 

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It’s love and support Jason Todd hours on Uno Night with Ridiculous Sweaters.

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Upon Nightfall - Mainly Gen, Implied JayDick & DamiTim

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As the sun set on the 63rd day of the simulated post-apocalyptic Gotham that the Robins were stuck in, Dick and Damian have a one last chat about regrets.

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Hello, it is I, the one who writes oh, so infrequently, bringing you a hurt/no comfort gen fic where boys talk and sad things happen.

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Finally I can get this out of my bank.

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Best game

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Can you do a bad drawing of Dick in a cheerleading outfit?

One, two, three, four! Who does everyone adore?

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Damian: What are you, two?

Jason: Yea, two heads taller than you.

Damian: *Inhales deeply*

[5 minutes later]

Damian, banging on Jason's door: OPEN THE DOOR, YOU FUCKIN COWARD!

Jason: I was JOKING!

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#batfamily ♪(^∇^*) ╭(╯^╰)╮~\(≧▽≦)/~o(￣ヘ￣o#)

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Jason: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Dick: What the hell do you do?

Jason: I die. What sort of question–

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💙💔BatBoyz❤️💚

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Unicorn Stickers - JayDick

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Dick has to get his wisdom teeth out, but his usual dentist is unavailable, but Dr. Todd, oral surgeon, makes some room for him.

Dick may or may not find Dr. Todd very attractive. It just so happens that while Dick is under anesthesia, without any filters on his mouth...

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This is like, almost 3k of just crack-y fluff that you kind of cringe your way through because it’s just took much haha. I’m so bad at writing fluff, but I love fluff, so welp, this is here now. If you decide to read this, I hope y’all somewhat like it at least! <3

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sure is a shame that i can’t control the elements to reflect my current emotional state. not that i need to be any more cool, sexy and powerful than i already am but nonetheless i think i deserve it

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This started as a future batfam headcanon with community college professor Jason. 

Not an AU – the joker, the red hood, etc, it all happened. He’s just…got an alias now who wears a lot of sweaters. The name’s fake, but the degree – and the job – are real. More on that later. 

But this public persona can actually interact with his siblings. He runs some community service research projects for his students (he teaches sociology), and they get funding from Wayne Enterprises. Once the CEO, Tim Drake, came to speak at the school. 

His colleagues wonder about that – did Jason really just write a great grant application or was there another connection? – and they especially wonder how Jason knows celebrity rich kid/heartwarming tragic story Dick Grayson. What came first? Wayne funding or Dick Grayson? 

In my head, Jason got pulled back into school because he had to stalk/play-bodyguard for another batkid (one who was actually enrolled). Actual-student!batkid would rather be crime-fighting, and Jason ends up doing all their fucking homework for them. They didn’t ask him too, but they were going to make Bruce pay $$$$$$ for this shit and be okay with a fucking C average, jesus christ. They don’t deserve their theater discounts and free bus rides and gym access.

(like, imagine if it’s Dick – he doesn’t have the attention span for this. there’s a reason he dropped out the first time, ok, he’s too proactive for lecture, just let him get back to doing something. Tim would be deeply interested in a lot of things, just none of them the topic of the class. Steph would be antsy for all the same reasons Dick is, but she actually wants the degree. She can’t just be an air headed billionaire’s heir as her day job.)

I love Jason working his way through academia because 1) he loved school more than any other robin, and 2) with his anger and frustration and the way he argues methods with Bruce, he’s the only batfam member I can imagine with a PhD, wanting to really know the why behind bad things. 3) It would mean he transitioned from using his methods to hurt Bruce to asking what works and looking for answers outside of Batman. He studies sociology, in particular how communities become safer or less safe, and he’s at a community college because he hates the isolated bubble of academia. (Also, let’s be real, he doesn’t have time to publish AND be a vigilante.)   

But I couldn’t figure out how to capture that in a picture, so here’s Dick and Jay in their daytime casual.  :D

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In my continued efforts to rewrite Endgame but With Loki This Time, please consider that Thanos didn’t deserve a single peaceful farming day without being visited by this specter  instagram: laquilasse twitter: toniarina

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EVERY TIME YOU GIVE US BRODINSONS CONTENT I START BOUNCING ON MY SEAT CHANTING OH MY GOD. THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESS

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Request 08 (JayDick)

Catlad/Stray!Jason and Robin/Nightwing!Dick

My Catlad!Jason is a redhead. He dyes it dark eventually to blend in the night better.