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should i do something with this blog?? i stg... gimme an idea
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there’s still a lot of good stuff on this account, i feel so bad about it. idk what to do with it honestly. should i just come back? that seems insane.
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All my art has moved here! Please go here!
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though i think people aren’t really paying attention to this account anymore anyway
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i like the privacy of a new account but i am also missing a lot of you guys idk maybe i should put the link here? but i don’t like that idea........... maybe i should just go back to using this account? i’m conflicted.
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ok so i changed personal accounts, but i’m still trying to decide how to use this one.
art? should i just reblog art here? but i have a different place for that........
art and important posts? but if i reblog the important posts doesn’t that just mean people will click them and go to my personal one which i don’t want? >:/
idk man
help me out here
what do you want to see?
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onion wine
mmm
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i totally forgot that ancient egyptians used to drink beer just all the time. like medieval levels.
you picture wine and stuff because it’s classy but they just had so much freakin grain and not a whole lot of fruits i guess lol
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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
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Do you think tut could lift a kayak?
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i’m watching Tower of Terror with Steve Guttenberg for the first time in like 100 years and Dean Domino showed up
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excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS ©
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just to be clear I’m not getting sexual messages lol just like
confusing ones that either don’t make sense or are intrusive from people I don’t know.
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131-di replied to your post “also i’m about 75% sure i’ll be changing accounts soon, if not by the...”
sorry you had to do that cos of creeps :c
it’s not that bad, but i know if i stay it’ll probably get worse so it’s like
pleh
idk
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