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"what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard:
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Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.
I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week
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The tik tokification of 'bad words' like sex/seggs suicide/unalive pedohile/PDFile grape/rape only originally censored because of moderation rules but now in colloquial (online) speech is going to send me to an early grave
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“Where I have chosen, steadfast will I be,
Never to repent in will, thought nor deed,
You to serve, whatever ye command me,
Never it withdraw for any manner of dread.
Thus am I bound by your godlyhead,
Which hath me caused, and that in every wise
While I in life endure, to do you my service.”
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I was genuinely surprised at the fact that I hadn´t seen anyone draw them like that one J. C. Leyendecker painting yet, and I needed that particular image to exist so...here.
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how it feels to share my headcannons on here...
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knowledge never sleeps
fancy a print of this? here's my inprnt!
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umineko fan children's therapist: i knew a girl who "bottled up her feelings" once, and let me tell you that wasn't great
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