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“Logan and Wade aren’t gay for each other”

Ok but why not? Don’t you want them to be happy? Don’t you want them to find someone that matches their freak? That can’t be hurt by them? That can’t die on them? Don’t they deserve to have someone by their side for their entire immortal life? Don’t you love these characters and want them to be happy????

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Can’t believe short king Wolverine was actually going to help but Wade said ‘I couldn’t possibly fuck him, he’s too small’ and left

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Logan being old enough to know the Floral Code and just leaving bouquets around the house. Wade just thinks the Wolverine is into flowers, weird but Wade is into MLP so who is he to judge, and it isn’t until Ellie comes over and says “wow who’s confessing their undying love for you?” That Wade actually takes a moment to look up what all these flowers actually mean.

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Wade coming onto Logan and he’s just like “yeah, sure fine.” And Wade instantly getting the shocked pikachu face because THE Wolverine is taking him up on the opportunity to fuck? It just doesn’t make sense.

“Well why did you offer if you don’t actually want to?”

“Of course I want to! Why do YOU want to? I look like a burn victims ballsack!”

“Eh. I kind of like it.”

“You LIKE it????”

“I let you kidnap me. I stayed with you in the void. I moved in with you. What did you think all that meant?”

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Logan absolutely short circuiting when Wade says “I used to date a stripper, of COURSE she taught me how to pole dance!”

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Logan moves in and Wade stops the flirting all together. Like yeah it’s all fun and games and he would 1000% fuck Logan any day of the week. But like, he snatched him from his world, he’s homeless, jobless, all he has is Wades shitty little apartment and Wade is determined NOT to make it an uncomfortable situation.

Except Logan is falling for him and ‘wow he must have gotten back together with Vanessa if he’s not trying to get in my pants anymore’

But Wade isn’t back with Vanessa, he’s completely moved on and fallen head over heels for Logan, but like… they’ve lived together for so long and it’s such a great dynamic that he can’t go and fuck it up by flirting with Logan now

So they’re both silently pining thinking they have no chance

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My Father-in-law (homophobic) loves both Deadpool and Wolverine and refuses to see the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie so I guess that tells you all you need to know about the level of homosexuality in this movie

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Logan waking up from a nightmare with Mary Puppins impaled on his claws for once instead of Wade and instantly having to drop the “I hate this rat dog” act because they don’t actually know if Dogpool regenerates or not

(She does) (Logan still fucking cries like a baby and holds her while she slobbers all over him)

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The new Christmas short or whatever Ryan Reynolds is filming right now, where Wade is relentlessly setting up mistletoe for a party to kiss his friends in unconventional ways. Buck gets a kiss on the top of his bald head. Al gets a forehead kiss. Wade slaps a hand over Dopinders mouth and kisses the back of his hand because he knows Dopinder just isn’t into swapping spit. Vanessa gets a kiss on the cheek. Shatterstar gets a very romantic ‘enchante’ kiss to the knuckles. Everyone gets something different, none of them are ‘real’ kisses.

Logan passes under the mistletoe and before Wade can enact his elaborate plan to get his mouth on THE WOLVERINE, Logan is just pulling him in by the ugly Christmas sweater for an actual kiss, with tongue, for way too long to be a joke. And everyone is just watching like

👁👄👁️

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Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

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Danny has discovered that any dangerous area is much safer if you're invisible. Even Gotham.

Walking down the street at night? Invisible. Weaving through alleyways? Invisible. Gas stations? Invisible until he needs to pay.

The only downside to this was the bats.

They kept freaking landing on him.

He doesn't think it's intentional, seeing as they're always startled and fumble their landings when it happens. Still, if that is the case then how does this keep happening???

Whatever the reason, Danny had had enough. When Spoiler lands on him, he angrily yells out, "Civilian harmed! Five point penalty!"

"What?! No!" She yelled , clutching her head with her hands.

Apparently, the bats were having a competition, and the penalty took her out of the lead.

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Old men yaoi palate cleanser😎

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Here we are with chapter 4, finally! This is Hal at peak relationship counsellor. The fact that this is where he peaks says a lot about his skills as a relationship counsellor, maybe.

Rating: Explicit Fandom: DCU Pairing(s): Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan/Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Length: 17.5k Chapters: 4/8

Bruce was still talking, sounding increasingly defeated. “I don’t know what he wants from me. I can’t compromise on my work, not for anyone. Not even for him.” Hal snorted. “Wow, yeah, it’s a real stumper. What could he possibly want from you, after you ditched him last minute? Honestly, I think your only option is to break up.” “I’ve considered that,” Bruce said. “If this is truly something we can’t move past, the only true resolution would be ending the relationship—” “Whoa, whoa, what the hell?” Hal cut in, eyes wide. “I was fucking joking. Why does it sound like you’re not joking?” Bruce’s jaw was tense. “I’m not saying that I want to, or even that we’re going to. I’m just considering the possibility that this doesn’t blow over, as most of our disagreements have so far. If being with me is only going to hurt him, then it would be for the best.” Hal gaped. Jesus, talk about a martyr complex. “Okay, you and your boyfriend are literally just fighting over a missed anniversary date, so maybe calm down a little? Have you always been such a cynic?” “Not always,” Bruce said. “Only since about age 8 or so.”

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alright since you said please

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thinking about trans bats again. so u know how sometimes out of nowhere ur dad just gives u the craziest lore drop about their life and ur stuck going "?????" well i hc thats how bruce came out to his kids. one of his kids comes out to him and he just casually goes "oh im actually trans to. i realized at a very young age and my parents respected my privacy so the public didnt know much about me and it made it very easy for my parents to gaslight everyone who ever knew me into believing i was always a boy and so now only a few people know im trans" and his kids are just stuck like