Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.
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Enough of this facading as human bullshit I need to curl up and fall asleep in someone's lap ok?
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Fortune
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Woah!! Behave!! 🌰🐿
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The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.
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No Noise November. everyone shut up
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