gold-captain-helios
Captain "East" at your service!
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Ranger/captain. 💪 Can kick your ass for free. Selene is my bitch, keep your hands off her.
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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Can I try some
dinner
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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TIME TO GO TO A DANGERUS PLANET! WOOOOOO
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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frankie has a tumblr account. it's @blue-captain-frankie
Hmmm...
Well, North did like her tablet a lot..
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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Okay yes BUT CMONNNN
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JUST LOOK AT THEM, THE PUPS ARE SO ADORABLE
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SPACE DOGS ARE WAY CUTER THAN I THOUGHT, I NEED TO ASK SELENE IF WE CAN GET ONE IMMEDIATELY.
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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Heh. If I were a vampire, I wonder if I'd get burned touching Helios...
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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@lavender-captain-selene I have prepared 26 photos and a 2 hour pressentation on why we should adopt a space dog.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SPACE DOGS ARE WAY CUTER THAN I THOUGHT, I NEED TO ASK SELENE IF WE CAN GET ONE IMMEDIATELY.
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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... Oh.
Heh. If I were a vampire, I wonder if I'd get burned touching Helios...
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SPACE DOGS ARE WAY CUTER THAN I THOUGHT, I NEED TO ASK SELENE IF WE CAN GET ONE IMMEDIATELY.
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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don’t hate me because i’m pretty
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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I may be a star but not the celectial celestiol celestial body kind.
Heh. If I were a vampire, I wonder if I'd get burned touching Helios...
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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Honestly, he's kind of always been convinced she's alive. Wasn't expecting him to get a mission JUST to use it to look for North though. Gotta hand it to him, that's dedication.
Hey, East. What's this about going somewhere? (@lavender-captain-selene)
Oh yeah, South is apparently on another planet looking for North- OLD North I mean, and I'm planning on heading there too since I want to see if Frankie's still really alive. Wanna come with?
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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THAT WAS THE LAST BOX, SEL. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i dropped my fucking cereal im going to cry
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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🫥: a private browsing tab they left open
Hocotation spelling
Easy learning tool for punctuation!
[Oof. Not the greatest at spelling and grammar it seems.]
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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[THIS USER HAS BEEN HACKED]
Send an emoji to receive:
📕: a journal entry from the previous night
✅: a to-do list from this morning
🔑: a password to an unspecified account
🗝️: an old file
🗂️: three random files
🫥: a private browsing tab they left open
🗑️: a file from their recycle bin
📧: a deleted email
🧾: an impulsive online purchase
🌐: a brief summary of their browsing history from this week
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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i dropped my fucking cereal im going to cry
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gold-captain-helios · 1 year ago
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Ah shit, forgot to ask. He's probably fine though. I think if he was in trouble he would have messaged us. I'll ask him in a bit. Let me send the files first though.
Hey, East. What's this about going somewhere? (@lavender-captain-selene)
Oh yeah, South is apparently on another planet looking for North- OLD North I mean, and I'm planning on heading there too since I want to see if Frankie's still really alive. Wanna come with?
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