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You never wanna be forced to rim it 😏
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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭
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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,
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DESBIEN. LOL 🤣🤣🤣
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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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What if our cages got stuck together 😳 and we were both girls 🙈
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#ughhhh why are the fleet playing on a Saturday#don’t they know I can’t watch weekend games because I’m at work!#at least if it started at 4 I could catch periods 2 and 3#pwhl
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looney tunes ass behavior on the ice tonight
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google search aerin frankel ring size
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hockey fans when they have to watch more hockey



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"Chaos in Her Crease" name of my new hockey romance novel.
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you DARE put tapani in jail? you DARE? jail for YOU, refs
(she did do crime but that's beside the point)
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The power that Zoe Boyd has on us is truly unmatched.
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