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Rune Factory be upon ye!!

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turning red

too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

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Calisthenics for Beginners (2023)

You can learn almost any exercise by building up with easier variations! Here are some examples.

Note: this is a short version of a 26-minute long video called "Home Workout for Beginners (2023)" on our YouTube channel. If you want more details, please check out that video or the Hybrid Routine page: https://www.hybridcalisthenics.com/routine I tried to fit what I can into a short video.

Also, yes my knees go in a bit more than I'd like during my intro jump when I stand up 😅. The one later is better.

We're going to try to schedule a large backlog of videos to post daily for a while! If anything seems out of order, that might be why. Follow for more - have a wonderful day!

Free Hybrid Calisthenics Fitness App (beta) - based on this video's philosophy

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Reinhard is my trashcan

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I have officially been asked to hang out by Martin’s adopted forge dad

I thought it was the young hot people who’d wanted to spend time with me, not peepaw? Does he want to talk to me about Martin’s hyperfixation issues?? Idk why this grown man went “yo wanna hang” with someone who could be his daughter but go him. He’s adopted Alice as a forge baby(level 99 forging skills go wild)

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Ryker and Lucas, who I keep thinking is named Jacob, just tagged along for the first time. I soloed god and Gideon, no sweat. I am now doing Rigbarth maze solo because I am NOT dragging an underleveled knight twink and an autistic twink out here

The only bachelor who hasn’t tagged along, bar Cecil because I just don’t like him like that, is Murakumo. Buff wolf man is too busy working off the freebie debt to join the party

Reinhard keeps getting “breaks” from work to hang out with Alyce?

Is Beatrice trying to set him up????

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Gideon may have an army, but Alice happens to have a bored minor deity at her disposal so

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After replaying rf5, I do believe the most autistic rune factory man should be a category. Martin and Dylas will be a tough match, with no clear winner

Bado, Clorica and Ryker will be competing in the Most Lazy Motherfucker category

Beatrice and Arthur will be competing for Superior Norad Royal. Arthur wins cause he Gets Shit Done, and is a HUGE help in RF4. He's a little lazy but he saves Frey's life on numerous occasions so

Reinhard, Vishnal and Clorica are competing in the Royal Retainer category. It's between Reinhard and Vishnal for the win, but neither of them can cook for shit so whichever one makes the most edible dish will be the superior failguy

Venti, Radea and Livia will be competing for Best Dragon but tbh Venti's the coolest dragon there is so Radea and Livia are just there as a courtesy lol

Kiel and Cecil will be competing for Biggest Nerd. Kiel wins by far. That fucker's book collection spans the entire damn house

The most competitive competition will easily be Worst Cook. With Reinhard actually liking failed dishes, Vishnal thinking a disastrous dish is curry rice, and Forte's crimes against god, this will be a TOUGH competition. Will there be a clear victor?

the rune factory Olympics are going so hard

Frey and her man will be getting gold for synchronized sleeping(they do the exact same flop on bed animation at the same time when going to bed)

Martin and darroch will be getting gold for synchronized forging (they hit their hammers on their forges at the exact same time it’s creepy)

the jury’s still out on the superior team of rivals, but it may just have to be determined by how much chemistry Doug and Dylas have versus Martin and Ryker

I need more joke categories for the joke rune factory olympics

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Reinhard now is a party member. I've made him gear. I'm making crap for Martin too.

They have both decided that I should not solo god

I'm at level 100 and they're both level 50 but it'll be fiiiiiine

Reinhard keeps getting “breaks” from work to hang out with Alyce?

Is Beatrice trying to set him up????

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the REAL plot of rune factory 5 is me giving this autistic blacksmith twink piles of scrap metal every day until he agrees to go out with me. we will get married on a 1:1 recreation of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch made of all the junk i've given him while courting him like a crow bringing him bits and baubles

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this is the third day in a row. Reinhard has been in his beachwear while in my party for TWO DAYS and honestly it’s too funny to make him switch into combat appropriate clothing

MY PLAN WAS TO SOLO THIS GAME. I WAS NOT INTENDING ON ANY PARTY MEMBERS. REINHARD HAS DECIDED TO COME AT THOSE PLANS LIKE A MILEY CYRUS WRECKING BALL LMAOOOOO

Reinhard keeps getting “breaks” from work to hang out with Alyce?

Is Beatrice trying to set him up????

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Reinhard keeps getting “breaks” from work to hang out with Alyce?

Is Beatrice trying to set him up????

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Never let me write a novel

If someone names their kingdom the Sechs empire, which runs factory did, their Sechsi citizens speak the Sechsist language. The Sechual government is lead by the sechsting family. If given the privilege I will make worse jokes and every RF fan will suffer

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today, rune factory 5 is unleashing some unhinged chaos. Martin is an idiot, and Alyce is on his level

Martin, while forging, went “uuuugh I can’t find Darroch”. Alyce said she didn’t see him either. GUESS WHERE HE IS? GUESS WHERE HE FUCKING IS???

LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND THEM. MARTIN AND ALYCE DRANK THE STUPID JUICE LMAOOOOOO

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which character in the Zelda franchise would be the most effective therapist?

I need to know for fanfic reasons

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goddamn it, you know what you did. This isn't randomized, it's just rick astley

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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YEAH THE END OF DYLAS'S NEWLYWED MODE HAS TEXT THAT TELLS US BOTH OF THESE CURSED THINGS

WHAT I MEANT, IN CASE I WASNT CLEAR, WAS THAT IF DYLAS IS NEIGHING DURING SEX. THE NEIGHBORS ARE GOING TO MISTAKE IT FOR THE HORSE

GOD BLESS THEIR HEARTS

Got the “want kids” conversation and thought back to Newlywed Mode

So Dylas CANONICALLY MAKES HORSE NOISES DURING SEX. Frey canonically tops. I wish I didn’t have this information but at the same time I am SO INTRIGUED with how their neighbors are going to react to them trying for the kid. HOW CONCERNED WILL THEY BE FOR FREYS PET THUNDERBOLT, WHICH I WANTED TO NAME MANHORSE BUT THE CHARACTER LIMIT MADE HIM DYLAS

WHY ARE THESE MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS