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we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive
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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
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no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home
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this must be the first thing you see when you wake up in hell
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When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
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tweet me @daviddobrik
*finishes wedding vows* don’t forget to like and subscribe
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remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world
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check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
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British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
Me: Chill
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I could die right now, Clem. I’m just happy. I’ve never felt that before. I’m just exactly where I want to be.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry
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