Reaper: I should of left you on that street corner where you were standing.
McCree: BuT YOu DiDNt
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Zenyatta: I brought you frankincense
Genji: Thank you
Hanzo (with his hair down): and I brought you mur
Genji: Thank you
Hanzo (puts his hair up): Mur-der
Genji (gasps): Hanzo! No!
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Junkenstien: Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Are you dead? Fuck it! Ghost credit!
Will-O-Wisp: Imma get a Subaru!
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D.va: People like to make fun of me because I’m short-
Reaper: I’m 6’1, you’re 5’5. I’m taller than you, that means I’m better.
D.va: You won’t be talking all that shit when I’m nibbling on your fucking ankles.
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Lucio: Hey cutie
D.va: Don’t do that
D.va: That’s ugly
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me @ my mutuals
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ways bisexuals communicate
finger guns
thumbs up
peace signs
salutes
“y’all”
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Unmute !
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Boku no Hero Academia #72 » Ashido Mina
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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Do you ever just… (clenches fist) love Jonathan Joestar SO MUCH
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