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Sayuki: Silence is golden.

Sacchan: Duct tape is silver.

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Kaito: Hey, I say we go down there, kick Sayuki’s door in, and let her know that we’re in town.

Enya: That ain’t the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.

Kaito: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let’s go.

Enya: No, we just can’t go in there and kick down Sayuki’s door. We need a plan.

Kaito: Well who makes the plans?

Enya: Ryuki.

Kaito: Ryuki, what's the plan?

Ryuki: You guys are gonna go down there, kick Sayuki’s door in, let her know you’re in town.

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*while waiting outside the principal’s office*

Jiro : What are you in for?

Sacchan: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?

Keiko : I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

Sacchan:

Sacchan:

Sacchan: We live very different lives.

Keiko : Yes we do.

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Ryuki: You know what I’ve realized?

Arashi: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Ryuki: Nice try, anyways-

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Ryuki: *pulls back the curtain while Sayuki is showering*

Ryuki: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Ryuki: Say no to drugs.

Enya: Say yes to drugs.

Kaito: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

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Kaito: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Sayuki is perfectly tolerable person in small doses!

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Sacchan: The Ocean is a soup.

Sayuki:

Sayuki: Do elaborate.

Sacchan: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Sayuki: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Sacchan: *Tilts head*

Sayuki: The Ocean is a Soup.

Sacchan: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Sacchan: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Jiro : That’s illegal, right?

Ryuki: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Jiro : No-

Ryuki: Then shut the fuck up.

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Sayuki: But that place is haunted.

Ryuki: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!

Sayuki, marching into the haunted house I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!

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Sayuki: Hey, are you free?

Ryuki: No, I’m expensive.

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Ryuki: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

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Kaito: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Jiro: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Enya: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Ryuki: Rock also defeats baby.

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Ryuki: So raise a glass to freedom!

Sacchan: Raise a glass?

Ryuki; Raise a glass.

Sacchan: Glass of what?

Ryuki: Apple juice

Sacchan: … DELICOUS!!!!

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Sayuki: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Ryuki: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Jiro: I ate it too-

Ryuki: See?

Jiro: -On purpose...

Sayuki & Ryuki: ...What?

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Ryuki: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ryuki: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.