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GIMMICKS I BEG

REBLOG THIS

@non-tyrannical-usa GET THE LIST PLEASE

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weh? Oh, you’re still here. Also no, I’d rather not go to hell. Doesn’t seem like the best holiday spot. Or place to be in general. Good to know I’m not there right now though. Assuming the talking hat that “worked at hell” and the weird long nosed dying bug aren’t lying to me.

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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I don��t know… you seem to be the type of hat that would be in hell.

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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Well can I escape hell or something? I feel like I don’t deserve to be here, I spent my whole life devoted to gods.

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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I’m sorry. Did you say. Hell. As in, eternal damnation land.

You know what this explains a lot. Oh well hopefully there are still gods here maybe there I can cling to a tiny bit of sanity.

Yeah right.

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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Yeah of course that makes more sense.

I hate it here.

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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Is. Is that a giant single celled organism made of honey. In a sewer.

You know what sure. Whatever. Cool. GREAT. WONDERFUL AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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WH. HOW ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME. JUST ANSWER ME I KNOW YOU ARE MAGIC OR SOMETHING ANSWER ME PLEASE

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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i have to get out of here. I need to GO I HAVE TO LEAVE I AM LEAVING THIS GODFORSAKEN SEWER WITH THIS IDIOTIC HAT

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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WHAT??????????????????????????????

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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No. Nope. You, my friend shall stay here no longer! I will toss you into the sewer waters and I shall be ridden of you!

Haha! How do you like being drenched in sewer water, silly hat?!

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.

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Well, apologies, small, long-nosed bug thing, but I do not particularly trust you to have access to gods. Also I am no “kid” I am a fully molted bug. And another thing, I am in no need for attractive gods, and I would never wish for any romantic relationship with them, us godseekers merely wish to worship and pray for them!

By the gods how did a talking hat get into this sewer. What are you doing here.

Hey by any chance are you a god or do you know any. Just to check.