gods-silliest-trainer

[gods-silliest-trainer]

under request of the pokémon league i will be changing my blog name to gods moderately silly trainer after the discovery of at least 3 sillier trainers than me. i hope you understand

[gods-silliest-trainer]

i originally thought that the blanket was a Rhydon and i was TERRIFIED for a few seconds about the fact that the small baby had both the willpower to fight a Rhydon and the strength to ACTUALLY WIN.

it is a very nice little fella though !!

Freshly hatched baby at the daycare :3

[gods-silliest-trainer]

okay so pokemon can talk. firstly, thats really cool actually. i wonder if more of them can talk.

secondly, there is now at least one less degree of seperation between my silly rotomblr post and reality and i am unsure of what to do with this information

im so glad pokemon cannot talk. like what if i use a quick ball too late and the Xatu just says 'i count ten turns, fuckface' and i'd weep. on the spot.

side note: i have never seen a Xatu in person do they talk

[gods-silliest-trainer]

im so glad pokemon cannot talk. like what if i use a quick ball too late and the Xatu just says 'i count ten turns, fuckface' and i'd weep. on the spot.

side note: i have never seen a Xatu in person do they talk

[gods-silliest-trainer]

YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED!!! IF YOU DIE!!! OR LIVE IDK!!!

So I met Professor Jacq last night, and he was VERY fun to talk to! He met Inari and Plum and seemed to be very interested in them. My pokemon also seemed to like him too!

Now I'm out here with Sig, camping outside Cortondo and we're just chilin' right no-

What

the fuck

WAS THAT?!!?

FUCKIN SHIT JUST ZIPPED BY ME LIKE NO TOMORROW?

BIKE THAT LOOKE DLIKE A DRAGON OR ADRAGON THTA LOOKEDL IKE A BIKE???

HELLO????

[gods-silliest-trainer]

Go chase it. I want to see it. Is it a bike or a pokemon.

So I met Professor Jacq last night, and he was VERY fun to talk to! He met Inari and Plum and seemed to be very interested in them. My pokemon also seemed to like him too!

Now I'm out here with Sig, camping outside Cortondo and we're just chilin' right no-

What

the fuck

WAS THAT?!!?

FUCKIN SHIT JUST ZIPPED BY ME LIKE NO TOMORROW?

BIKE THAT LOOKE DLIKE A DRAGON OR ADRAGON THTA LOOKEDL IKE A BIKE???

HELLO????

[gods-silliest-trainer]

ok so the victory roads arent... roads but. what if they are named that because they are car accessible? Today we'll be trying to prove that on this episode of mythbuste-

Ever Grande City is reallyreally cool! But it's time for us to head to Victory Road!

I'm gonna be a champion!

[gods-silliest-trainer]

is that a place in kalos or something. can i kill people if i go to kalos.

i got distracted and forgot why i logged on.

remember kids. murder is legal on the ides of march. you are morally obligated to stab a senator.

original post by @space-or-privacy

[gods-silliest-trainer]

i will ascend beyond humanity. to humanity two. Its like humanity one but i dont have to worry about if my ditto transformed into car keys and if i accidentally just inserted him into my car and if he is he is in incredible unending pain

[gods-silliest-trainer]

sorry guys i accidentally burnt my hamburger im back now

dont ask what i was doing for the other 19.5 days i DONT know or remember

also johnathanathan is eating my fucking microwave help is this normal

[gods-silliest-trainer]

couldnt find one. BUT i found a cool headband and this is my entire personality now. I can barely see it past my hair. But it is COOL.

[gods-silliest-trainer]

guys i just realized i could be FUCKING IMMORTaL if i ffound a focus sash. im gonna go find one. this might take a while

[gods-silliest-trainer]

Sometimes im convinced we're not real. Like, your telling me theres 5 guys who stand on a bridge, fight anyone who walks through one by one, and then if you win some shady guy gives you a nugget and tries to recruit you into team rocket?????

No real person would do that. But apparently, its real, and people Do actually Do That. Presumably. I have never seen this bridge in person.

[gods-silliest-trainer]

I saw a caterpie today. My day was made. Going to bed now.

[gods-silliest-trainer]

you know. lavender town might be Ghost Central. But like, man. Nothing strange has happened other than random stuff in this pokemart falling over.

Except for the Lavender Tower. I havent gone in there, but ghosts are almost certainly In There and NOT in the place that i'm currently working a nightshift at.

[gods-silliest-trainer]

the first one shouldve ran after them! along with their pokemon. have the fight be rolling around like Hot Wheels !!

I overheard two Youngsters arguing during a battle on my way into the laboratory today. Direct quote:

"Hey! You can't run from a Trainer battle!"

"I got new Running Shoes! I can run away from anything!"

The second one appeared to be correct.

[gods-silliest-trainer]

//ooc but

//How long has this been off. When did i turn it off. Is it off by default ??

//also people tend to use these slashes when talking OOC i've noticed !! if i ever fuck around with settings and promptly find out, expect this :3