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Send “And This is Jackass” to catch my muse doing something incredibly stupid, dangerous, and/or purposely painful

Send “I’m [NAME] and this is Jackass” for my muse to include yours in doing something stupid, dangerous, and/or incredibly painful

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Send 🎂 for my muse's reaction to yours jumping out of a cake

Or, send "🎂+" for my muse to jump out of a cake for yours

[godofcheating]

" Sadly those individuals perhaps could not hold their liquor. Don't you fret, I won't go passing out or throwing up on you. I can drink plenty without blacking out" However that didn't mean he won't get a bit tipsy. He grabbed the new filled glass and shot it down, once he was done he slammed it back on the table.

" You've been nothing but kind this evening I wouldn't dare do a poor job" Now knowing he would get more if he cleans, the blonde hopped off the stool, then walked behind the table and up to the other. " My name is Arata, It's a pleasure to be your helper tonight"

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He tilted his head back and shot down his 10th shot of the night, he slammed the glass on the bar table and gave the other a smirk. “Are you sure, you can’t leave it open a little longer I barely even feel anything from the shots you’ve given me ” Which was true, the only thing he felt was the warmth of his cheeks but he wasn’t even close to feeling anything but that.

“I can help you clean up this place, if you keep bringing out the drinks for me” He pushed the glass away from him waiting for the other to refill it for him. “ Plus there’s nothing wrong with having some company after closing, wouldn’t be boring cleaning this place up alone?”

❝ Yeah, that’s what everyone says, then they end up passed out on the floor from ‘em or throwin’ up in the bathroom. ❞ Taking the now empty glass from the table, he puts it under the sink, grabbing a clean glass and pouring out another shot for the other. 

Kai doesn’t even take a moment to consider it, shrugging his shoulders casually in response. ❝ I guess so. ❞ It’s not like he had anything to do after but go home and crash, so he might as well get some help with cleaning. ❝ But ya better actually clean and do it well. I don’t need to get shit from the boss because you end up flakin’ on me or because it’s a half-ass job. ❞

[godofcheating]

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

i rewatched the etern.als. and then i got thinkin. and now you guys are on the receiving end of more protective prompts, but these little beauties are aimed more for the act of actually saving a life! bon appetit!

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

“ what the hell were you thinking?! you could’ve been killed! “

“ hey! get away from them! “

“ if you wanna hurt them, you’re going to have to get through me, first. “

“ you underestimate how much you mean to me. i wasn’t about to let them hurt you. and i certainly wasn’t about to let them even consider killing you. “

“ i told you before. i’m not gonna let anything in this world nor the next harm you. “

“ you need to get out of here! go! i’ll buy you some more time! “

“ what are you doing?! i told you, get out of here! now! “

“ get it through your head, i’m not gonna just leave you here! “

“ now’s not the time to play the martyr, got it? you’ve got a good long life ahead of you, and i intend to keep it that way. “

“ you need to go now, okay? don’t worry. i’ve got this. they’ll want to be trying a lot harder if they want to keep me from protecting you. “

“ don’t worry about me; are YOU okay? “

“ damnit, [NAME]! i TOLD you not to play the hero! “

“ i can look after myself, you know. but… i do appreciate you stepping in back there. you saved my life. “

“ why are you so invested in keeping me alive? “

“ that was for saving my life. “

“ it’s alright, they’re gone now… are you alright? hey, look at me; are you hurt at all? “

“ are you insane?! run! “

“ were you preoccupied, or did you just really want a dramatic heroic entrance before you saved my ass? “

“ are you okay? “

“ yeah, yeah, i’m okay… are you okay? “

“ hey! why don’t you try picking on someone your own size! “

“ hurry! take my hand! “

“ get in the car! now! “

“ i’m sorry i was late… are you alright? they didn’t hurt you too badly, did they? “

ACTION PROMPTS.

add a “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles around!

[ SHIELD ]:     sender uses their own body to shield the receiver from an attack.

[ EMBRACE ]:     sender quickly wraps the receiver in a protective hug and turns so the sender’s back might take on the brunt of an on-coming attack.

[ SHOVE ]:     seeing the receiver is in immediate danger, the sender runs to them and shoves them out of the line of fire.

[ YANK ]:     seeing the receiver is in immediate danger, the sender hastily grabs them and pulls them against them, out of harm’s way.

[ TACKLE ]:     sender physically tackles the receiver out of the line of fire.

[ THROW ]:     sender throws themselves between the receiver and an on-coming attack, taking on an injury that might have been fatal to the receiver otherwise.

[ DISTRACT ]:     sender causes a distraction to draw the receiver’s attacker/s away from them.

[ FIGHT ]:     just as the receiver is about to be attacked, the sender arrives suddenly and begins to physically fight off their assailant.

[ CATCH ]:     sender manages to intervene and catch the falling receiver before they fall to their death.

[ SACRIFICE ]:     sender sacrifices themselves, either fatally or otherwise, in order to save the receiver’s life.

[ HIDE ]:     sender quickly pulls the receiver into a hiding place, hiding them from their pursuers.

[ KILL ]:     sender, seeing the receiver in immediate and intentionally fatal danger, intervenes by killing their assailant before they can kill the receiver.

[ INCAPACITATE ]:     sender, seeing the receiver in immediate danger, intervenes by knocking out their assailant before they can harm the receiver.

[ AFAR ]:     sender, having been watching the receiver’s interactions with a threat from afar, saves them from an impending attack while remaining distant from them.

[ SECRET ]:     sender, having been secretly following the receiver, saves their life from an immediate threat while remaining hidden from the receiver.

[ REVEALED ]:     sender, having been secretly following the receiver, reveals themselves in the process of saving the receiver’s life from an unexpected threat.

[ REUNION ]:     after spending a considerable length of time apart, the sender reunites with the receiver after saving their life from an immediate and potentially lethal threat.

[ KISS ]:     after having been saved from immediate danger by the receiver, the sender, in a state of intense emotion and relief, kisses them to express these feelings.

[ HUG ]:     sender, having just saved the receiver’s life, pulls them into a tight hug out of relief and a need to steady and support both themselves and the receiver.

[godofcheating]

He tilted his head back and shot down his 10th shot of the night, he slammed the glass on the bar table and gave the other a smirk. "Are you sure, you can't leave it open a little longer I barely even feel anything from the shots you've given me " Which was true, the only thing he felt was the warmth of his cheeks but he wasn't even close to feeling anything but that.

"I can help you clean up this place, if you keep bringing out the drinks for me" He pushed the glass away from him waiting for the other to refill it for him. " Plus there's nothing wrong with having some company after closing, wouldn't be boring cleaning this place up alone?"

@godofcheating ✯ s.c.

❝ Bar's closin' up in a bit. ❞ Kai's eyes don't even glance in the other's direction, wiping down the bar with a soft grunt. ❝ Last call was like two minutes ago, so best I can get you is a water or something. ❞

[godofcheating]

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

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watchfxrthefangs​:

😈"I am very selfish when it comes to my heat. But not when it comes to pleasure.” Arthur replied, smirking at the other. “Did you come to scold me or drink yourself silly?”

“Last time I checked the temperature here was fine”He took out another beer bottle from his convenience store bag. “ If you’re feeling warm, perhaps go and change into something else” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a bottle opener, and popped the beer open.

“ If you keep on being selfish no one will ever want to listen to your demands, no matter how many times you may ask” Once again he chugged the bottle down til it was empty, however instead of throwing it he placed it back in the bag.” Oh no, don’t worry two bottles of beer isn't enough for me to become inebriated” 

[godofcheating]

“Satisfy you, there are many ways one can seek satisfaction” He took his beer bottle and took a few chugs before throwing the empty bottle on the floor. “ what makes you think that one would simply do such a thing because you say so ? Sounds very selfish to me” 

😈"Only talk to me if you think you can satisfy me~"

[godofcheating]

Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

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hamish-donovan​:

       There was a moment of silence after the maid’s question, as Hamish regarded them intently, before saying coolly, “I never mentioned they were a male.”

       The mage was no fool, he new the game being played here. The energy coming from this individual strongly matched what he was seeking. But it was hard to act on anything within the eye of the public. “Tell me, are all the maids here male?” A smirk pulled up the corner of Hamish’s lips.

His eyes narrowed, he knew he must have made a mistake mentioning that the person was a male. He wouldn’t let something like this make his usual grin fall. Instead, he calmly took a seat across the other. No one would think it’s weird for it was common for maids to keep their costumer's company.

“No, all the maids here are female sir “ He was more than willing to play this game and win it, no matter the cost.” Males aren’t allowed to be maids here, but knowing if men are allowed to be maids isn’t the reason why you’re here, now is it?”

[godofcheating]

“ I apologize I wasn’t aware that you were blind,” He said in a sarcastic tone, smirking. He was just having his daily dose of beer and a friendly game of cards when these guys accused him of cheating and got angry when they couldn’t find out how. So Arata just took their money and spent it on more beers in front of their eyes.

Even when the other held him he continued to chug his bottle until it was empty and threw it, at a random man’s face. He let out a laugh and grabbed another bottle of beer that was within his reach.” If you really must know I was only playing a game with these gentlemen until they got angry out of nowhere”

He emptied another bottle and threw it again” it’s not my fault these men are sore losers and I don’t recall needing your assistance”

‘ hold up ‘ reverse

Send me ‘ hold up reverse‘ for my muse to grab yours by the back of the shirt to keep them from doing something dangerous / foolish.

       “What do you think you’re doing?” Hamish practically growled between a clenched jaw. The playful mage’s expression had turned rather serious as he narrowed his eyes at the blonde. His hand contained a fistful of their shirt, as he proceeded to forcibly yank them backwards. “You’re going to get us in trouble and I’ll have to save our asses--again.”

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hamish-donovan​:

     Legs crossed and arms loosely folded on his lap, and fingers tapping away at his thighs, Hamish sat back in the chair before regarding the maid that approached with a single sweep of his green eyes.

     “Yes.” He would simply answer. “And hopefully my last. No offense, but ‘cutesy’ style isn’t really my thing. I’m simply waiting for someone. Perhaps you could help me.” Hamish shifted in the seat slightly before looking the other in the eyes. “Does the name Arata sound familiar?”

“ Arata?” He put the pen he was holding on his lips, and looked up giving a confused look, of course he wasn’t confused but he had to put up an act for the other. Why would someone be looking for him, of course it must be someone he beat in cards and sent this person to find him. Luckily for him the maid cafe makes sure to use fake names to keep the maids safe just in case customers were too interested in them.

He let out a sigh, and shook his head “ I’m sorry, but I do not know anyone named Arata,may I ask why are you looking for him?” He took the pen off his lips and on the paper “ Would you also like to order something as you wait for this person?”

[godofcheating]

🎭 Masquerade Ball Starters 🎭

“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?” “Do I…know you?” “Have we met before?” “Are you sure I don’t know you?” “Your eyes are absolutely captivating.” “I don’t think we’ve met yet.” “May I have this dance?” “You look positively enchanting this evening.” “I’d know those dazzling eyes anywhere.” “These skirts make it so hard to move.” “Some of these costumes are so extravagant. They must have cost a fortune.” “You look quite ravishing in that dress.” “You look quite handsome in that suit.” “Can I see your face?” “I don’t think you want to see my face.” “My God, you could fit an entire circus under her pannier. How’d she even fit through the door?” “Champagne?” “My feet are killing me.” “I never thought I’d see you in something so fancy.” “I feel like I’m rubbing elbows with the queen right now.” “Care to sneak away with me? I doubt we will be missed.” “Can you guess who I am under here?” “I’d compliment your beauty, but I can’t see it under there. You’ll have to accept my compliments to your mask instead, it’s quite lovely.” “I can’t hear you through that mask. Did you really have to choose one that covers your mouth?” “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know who she is?” “Do you know who he is?” “You’re very light on your feet.” “Ow! It’s like you have two left feet.” “I’m a terrible dancer.” “Who cares if you’re a good dancer? Have fun! No one will know it’s you anyway!” “No one’s asked me to dance all night…” “I feel like I’m in a dream!” “Can we please go home? This is torture.” “How did I ever let you talk me into coming here?” “I prefer watching from the sidelines to participating.” “You’ve spent the entire evening at the snack table.” “Can I cut in?” “I have to go.” “I’m not supposed to be here. If they catch me I’m in trouble!” “Please. What is your name? I want to see you again.”

[godofcheating]

Send me “Restrained” + a number for a starter in which one or both of our characters are:

Or send “Restrained?” for a randomly generated number.

1. Locked in the trunk of a car 2. Tied to a chair 3. Chained up to the wall 4. In a cage 5. Behind prison bars 6. In a room with a locked door and barred windows 7. Hand-cuffed to an object of their choice 8. Hand-cuffed to one other person (or each other) 9. Stuck in a hole underground 10. Trapped in an attic 11. Trapped in a tomb or mausoleum 12. Stuck in the back of a police car 13. Stuck in an elevator 14. Locked in a vault 15. Strapped to a table

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hxnterwxlf​: 

   “Hard work.” The words are blunt but they answer the mans question. Only through work did he gain the muscles he had. Sharp green eyes watched the other approach, focus narrowing slightly. “Company comes with a cost now days.” He states, scarred brow quirking. “People don’t normally care for company for the sake of company. Especially the company of a large, battle scarred stranger.”

“ So by that, you mean you work out. That’s interesting, you do seem like the person to work out. It’s nice to know you have time for something like that” Perhaps if he wasn't so busy gambling, drinking, and working. He could work out but there was no way he could do that, especially since he loves to gamble too much, he wouldn’t give it up for anything or anyone.

He sighed and rolled his eyes “ You’re not wrong however I feel like as a society we have to go back to the ways where we used to enjoy each other's company. It’s such a shame that we no longer do that so I understand your concern, however” He grabbed the other’s arm and wrapped it around his.

 “ There’s nothing that says we can’t do that.” He let out a laugh and looked at the other’s scars. “ Everyone who has ever lived has scars, some are visible and some are not. What does that have to do with wanting to talk to a stranger.”

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hxnterwxlf​: 

   Emerald gems watched the other closely, eyes narrowing. He wasn’t amused. Not by the questioning, not by the tone of Arata’s voice, and not by the smaller male grabbing the grey shirt under his jacket. Sadly for Arata, Ezhno wasn’t pulled down to his level like he’d hope. If anything Arata would probably have been pulled up.

   Green hues glare down at the man. “I do my job. I do what I must. I survive. That’s all I need to do. Though I indulge myself at times.” He said, grabbing the others hands and making him let go of Ezhno’s shirt.

He was a bit disappointed with how he couldn’t pull the other down but of course he didn’t let this show, his signature smirk still on his face and his smirk only widen when he saw the other glare down at him. “ What is that job hmm ? Is it worth having to survive, you sound as if you don’t have much of a choice” His eyes glided toward his hand, the one that was being grabbed. “ Are you going to let go ? If you keep holding my hand you’ll make me blush” He chuckled, as if he’ll get flustered over something small like this. “ What do you give in to? What do you do for fun ? “

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hxnterwxlf​:

   The hand reaching for his face is swiftly smacked away by the back of his own. What was Arata on about? Acting so caring? It unnerved the wolf shifter a little. He’s yet to reveal he’s not human. And why should he? He only shows that to those he trusts. And the other was still far from the finish line. “I’ve survived long enough on little sleep. I’ll be fine.”

He let his feet drop to the ground and returned to his normal height no longer on his tiptoes.”Then your lifespan has most likely been cut short. You may be surviving however how long,do you plan to just survive? “ He jumped and grabbed the other’s shirt collar, and pulled on it attempting to bring the other down to his height. “When do you plan to do anything but survive, have you ever thought of that“