Hi I'm Alex, I like Homestuck, obscure video games, and overly complicated board games. Also, I think chickens are the greatest creatures on Earth.
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fleshlight alarm clock you have to fuck and bust into to turn off
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speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there
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Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day everyone.
May you all enjoy a good scream for 30 seconds before vanishing.
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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“if labyrinth was in modern day everyone would be so tumblr horny and fandom weird for david bowie” is such a weird thing to say… like… did you see labyrinth… that’s like the whole point of david bowie in the movie. did you see his crotch.
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also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!
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what if you woke up one morning and checked your Youtube Recommended videos and you got recommended a true crime video by one of those girls who do their make up and shit while talking about true crime cases and the thumbnail had your photo in it with the title “The Unexplained Murder Of Y/N”
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