JADE HARLEY: Strongest Thing Ever, Witch of Space, Bitch Beyond Reason. (Art by Audiophilekitsune. Follow faer immediately.)
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What would it have looked like for those who survived witnessing you on Halloween?
a living shadow laughing maniacally as it sped across everything that was at speeds that made light seem insignificant, claws tearing enormous gashes in the base of reality as it devoured trillions upon trillions of universes without even thinking. so much as catching its gaze was enough to end your soul, condemning you to eternity inside its stomach!
it was fun! :D
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Hope our favorite cosmic werewolf had a happy Halloween!
oh, I absolutely terrorized Paradox Space! it was great! you probably saw me, but probably werent in the way since youd obviously be dead. my claws shredded through spacetime like paper! :D
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Considering how advanced your Jadebots are, calculations of you still taking that long is quite an impressive fact to wrap one's head around!
its not just to calculate, i can do that in a millisecond in my head- shes a publicity piece! i set her up in a city capital to keep talking 24/7 just to remind everyone whos in charge of literally all that is. it worked pretty well!! thinking of building more, maybe making them mail order? very exciting!!! :D
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I'm guessing calculations beyond ^4,294,967,296 and such are as easy as single-digit addition is to most people, huh? Can't make so many neat programs and devices without solid math skills to match.
obviously! i actually made a jadebot whose sole purpose is to list off every digit in my height measurement (in light years!). shes been going for a few dozen eons now...
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^2^2, or as we cool math kids call it, ^4.
then it becomes ^16, then ^256, then ^65,536, then ^4,294,967,296. i would really like to see you try and deal with what comes from that in your head, anon. :B
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Endowment like yours clearly can't be purchased. It has to be earned via the slaughter of quintillions.
what a tiny number, anon! but i like the mindset! keep scaling the number up and you might actually get it someday! :D
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Whats someone gotta do to eat out an ass the size of a small universe
get as big as a universe first! easy for me, might be hard for you. if you can survive being in contact with my skin i think you deserve to eat it.
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Hey Jade have you ever Fucked a planet or a moon?
anon, ive fucked realities!
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Are all the different methods of growing in power you've sought compoundingly exponential?
yhuh! what was once ^2 became ^2^2 became ^2^2^2^2^2^2^2 and so on, and so on, and so on. im lucky im a math whiz or itd get confusing fast! :B
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Nice cock, whered you get it, the cock store?
anon's eyes are burned out from under their sunglasses by green plasma.
terrible joke! :B
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Did that ‘energy at the edges of your senses’ feeling from your green sun connection change once you fully devoured it? Was the power boost significant by your standards?
oh yeah, the whole world has that tint to it now- its pretty fun, actually, serves as a permanent reminder of just how far ive come! as for how much it gave me, i mean... imagine the difference between sunbathing on the beach and being in the core of a star. its noteworthy, well say. :B
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I certainly wouldn’t mind watching a titanic doggess ass rising and falling over my planet doing squats! Even if it fucks up the weather a fair bit xD
heres about how itd look, except on a smaller scale. imagine the brick wall is space! :B
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Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if your sweat was energized enough to be hazardous to the touch at times
shhhhh! no! dont tell them that, they need to figure it out when its too late!! >:T
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jade I'd love to give you a tongue bath after you work outs
awww, thank you! ill admit most people are too scared to ask, so the line is very small- youre cool with your head being at risk the entire time if i flex too hard, right? :D
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Guessing those who presently have the benefit of your very limited mercy are sequestered away from everything else like your personal edens so you don’t have to worry about losing track and wiping them out with everything else?
yhuh! they get to live in the haven reality i keep hidden between my left deltoid and pectoral muscles! very safe place, what with the eternities of ultrapowerful meat shielding it!
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I certainly wouldn’t mind watching a titanic doggess ass rising and falling over my planet doing squats! Even if it fucks up the weather a fair bit xD
heres about how itd look, except on a smaller scale. imagine the brick wall is space! :B
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What are some of your favorite types of exercises? Any athletics feats you're particularly proud of?
i think basically everyone likes squats, right? even if they dont like doing them, everyone likes watching them, and ive got a fucking nice ass to show off. i can squat more mass than there is, in general, without sweating! :B
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