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Brief Update!:
Work is getting easier as I’m settling in. Expect posts next weekend!!
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I need a moment. 👀
HELLO ALAN B'STARD!
A new cosplay is on the horizon. Tested my hair in foam rollers last night to see whether my hair was long enough. Turns out it is! Need to get a bit more practice in but it's nearly there. Just waiting for my suit to come back after being altered!
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The New Statesman: “The Haltemprice Bunker” 🇬🇧
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Send me what my Thing™️ on Tumblr is. What am I known for?
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Forever relating to 'Oh Alan, do you really love me?'
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This Is Alan B'Stard:
A Spotify playlist inspired by Alan.
This is a real playlist btw :)
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Oh this is just lovely 🥰
Alan B'Stard - VOTE B'STARD rosette
Want something but can't find what you're looking for? Make it yourself!
I decided to make this horrible bastard B'Stard's rosette and just for fun, threw together an outfit. It's not a double breasted, pin striped blazer, but I pulled out a Ralph Lauren shirt from my wardrobe that has the Alan vibe.
#cosplay#The New Statesman cosplay#Rik Mayall#handmade#Alan B'Stard#The New Statesman#Alan B'Stard Cosplay#all queued up
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#Bstardcore#bstardcore#doelette#dollcore#coquette aesthetic#rich aesthetic#princess aesthetic#all queued up
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ModMuse here!
My posts will be sporadic because I’m changing jobs irl. Once I get settled I’ll be posting in the que like normal.
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irving penn for vogue us december 1995
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an angel’s kiss
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Alan B’Stard - Money Money Money
@rikmayall @royally-over-it
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Sugar baby moodboard
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cute heart shaped bathtub
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