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Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus, originally published: 1977

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I start all my posts and messages with “and” and “also” because thanks to ADHD I do not experience the linear progression of time and every thought leads into the next one it is an interconnected web of existence and you are all the mosquitos on which I feast

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People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

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Phlegmatic

Sanguine

Melancholic

Choleric

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they hate me because i :3 no matter WHAT

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while i still can't decide on what the funniest part of disco elysium is i think the whole bit with the alphabet book is up there. describing it doesn't even do it justice but like. it's the way harry goes "let's do this" "mmhm" "yeah!" while slowly and thoughtfully reading the alphabet in his head. how every letter is represented by some obscure fuckass discoelysiumey word like AZIMUTH or PERIHELION even though it's a kids book but X is still for xylophone because of course it is. how you can immediately go tell kim you know the alphabet now and he goes "good. i also know the alphabet." and the fucking esprit the corps check going "it is a very useful skill to have, he thinks. for all sorts of life activities. like reading, and..." and that's the end of the scene and it doesn't even give you exp or anything but at least you can sleep well tonight knowing you taught harry du bois the alphabet. congratulations

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

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Do you really like thick girls? Or are you just talking about big boobs and ass. Cause if you’re not expecting thick girls to have tummies and big arms, I think you got the game fucked up.

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me because I have an unhealthy addiction to characters being evil

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unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

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idk i think a lot of the online left is people swindling each other into developing moral ocd for no reason

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saw a novice drawing some marginalia earlier when i visited the scriptorium. what was he drawing? the abbot and the prior in some strange position, habit-less. he told me it is called “old man yaoi”, whatever that means.

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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging