goddevouringserpent
A WITNESS TO YOUR REGICIDE
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Maia · mid twenties · it/its · arospec genderfluid bisexual · freaky goth bitch18+ only, minors please don't follow or interact.icon creditmy best friend!!!
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goddevouringserpent · 4 hours ago
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Kim Addonizio, from Lucifer at the Starlite: Poems; “You with the crack running through you”
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goddevouringserpent · 10 hours ago
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engels: heyyy king I saw your manuscript about how the bourgeoisie are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am bourgeois, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how big your beard is till now but its awesome
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goddevouringserpent · 16 hours ago
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@hate-not-wanting-a-name
president Whispering Obelisk appoints “10,000 locusts” to coveted U.S. secretary of agriculture position
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goddevouringserpent · 1 day ago
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
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goddevouringserpent · 1 day ago
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Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:
-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.
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goddevouringserpent · 2 days ago
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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry
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goddevouringserpent · 2 days ago
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I step into the crime scene once again, and just like last time... it's a mess. The bastard's killed again. They call him The Artist... man's sick in the head, thinks he's gonna be the next Michelangelo. His "canvas"? The human body. Maybe I'm just not "cultured" enough. But when I look at this mess of gore and body parts, all I see is... wait holy shit from this angle it looks like a fish! Ohhhh it's like a perspective trick! Oh shit that's so cool. I mean. Ahem. It's not cool enough to justify murdering twelve innocent... oh my GOD from THIS angle it looks like a MONKEY! It's like, two in one! How'd he even DO that, this guy's a genius!!
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goddevouringserpent · 2 days ago
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goddevouringserpent · 3 days ago
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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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goddevouringserpent · 3 days ago
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I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker
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goddevouringserpent · 3 days ago
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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.
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goddevouringserpent · 4 days ago
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goddevouringserpent · 4 days ago
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Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room
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goddevouringserpent · 4 days ago
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What if you were out with your friends and you were all getting coffee and shopping and having a good time and reminiscing about your last day out together and everything was light and happy and fun. And then the demon warrior appeared.
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goddevouringserpent · 5 days ago
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the best love story of all time is the one I made in mind between two characters I’m really obsessed with at the moment
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goddevouringserpent · 5 days ago
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waltzing in ❄️ [one] [two] 🔞
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goddevouringserpent · 5 days ago
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not shipping something bc i think the characters have a cute romantic relationship and think they would actually be good together, more like i enjoy putting them in a relationship in the same way behavioral scientists enjoy putting mice in obstacle courses
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