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I know its a joke but "Poob has it for you" annoys me so much because Poob is region locked. Poob does NOT have it for you if you're outside of the US and Canada. I'm not using a VPN and virtual debit card just to sign up to Poob.

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black flowers blossom

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how my besties put up with me I'll never know

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the true Rogue Trader experience

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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bsky rambling + late-game RT events have led me to realise that an Iconoclast playthrough fits Crescentia much better (and, crucially, it is way fucking funnier than her going Dogmatic) so that's what I'll be doing when the Adeptus Arbites companion comes out. basically the opposite of my current Dogmatic 4/Iconoclast 2 playthrough—she's definitely gonna end up with some Dogmatic in there, especially since when she cracks down, she cracks down HARD. but it's sooooo much funnier for her to be Iconoclast especially since, like. she'd be bringing ✨ hope and light ✨ to the Expanse and materially improving the quality of life of so many people, but don't be fooled! she's doing it all for entirely the wrong reasons! it's not kindness or selflessness that drives her, she's still a massive bitch, it's just that in this specific scenario she happens to be a bitch in a way that saves lives and makes people love her

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made a bsky account where I intend to ramble on & on & on about characters (or whatever comes to mind but more likely than not it will be Thos Characters). so if anyone is interested in stream-of-consciousness lore dumps about my OCs / me going crazy about any character I currently happen to be rotating like a rotisserie chicken, then. That Is The Place Where That Happens Or Will Happen

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if i lived in tamriel i'd be saying stuff like "by the ten!" "by the eleven!" "by the four!" "by the six!" "by the eighteen!" and refuse to elaborate on that if questioned

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When the unflappable character sees someone they care about in danger and the mask slips, it's great.

But when the unflappable character sees someone they care about in danger, and the mask DOESN'T slip.

Because they understand they need to be calm and unflappable now more than ever; if it protects them, it will certainly protect the person they care about. So their voice doesn't waver, their hands don't shake. They don't panic. From the outside looking in, they're as calm as could be. They handle it.

But after it's over-when the person they care about is safe, and the unflappable character is alone-they completely shatter. Gasping breaths, sobs, barely holding it together because someone they love almost DIED, and it was far, far too close for comfort.

(Optional: Character that they care about finds them in this state and comforts them.)

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she took my scarab in the divorce

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@hate-not-wanting-a-name @iucemon

Everyone needs a sicko to bounce ideas off of. It's necessary to survive any fandom ever.

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Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio(1571-1610) - Saint Catherine of Alexandria (1598).

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made a bsky account where I intend to ramble on & on & on about characters (or whatever comes to mind but more likely than not it will be Thos Characters). so if anyone is interested in stream-of-consciousness lore dumps about my OCs / me going crazy about any character I currently happen to be rotating like a rotisserie chicken, then. That Is The Place Where That Happens Or Will Happen

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Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader - FREIGHT LINE

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if you published A Modest Proposal on tumblr you would get about a 45 minute grace period before people started helpfully informing you in the notes that cannibalism is a real thing that does happen sometimes and also if you think about it poor people are effectively being eaten by the rich, especially children, so even though op was joking it's actually a serious issue

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Sinister Smiles is so Helly / Helena coded it makes me want to learn video editing just so I can make an AMV to it