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Jevin, Cleo and Ren start digging up the exile permit office branch because fuck the police

And it's going great we're gonna burn these words of affirmation fuck Scar's cake

When Jevin's shovel hits something soft and there is blood and a noise and Cleo as local undead expert all but throws Jevin out of the way to haul up-

Skizz.

Skizz, in his suit, confused and loopy and unable to stand and they all taunt him for a moment or two but they stop real quick when it becomes clear that Skizz doesn't know what they're talking about.

Or where he is.

And when Ren asks him how the pyramid is coming along, Skizz tells them he's barely started the second layer, he's so behind, why- why are you looking at me like that? What's going on? And who buried me?! Clebert help a guy up I'm starving and someone stabbed me!

It takes them another four minutes to dig up Scar. Scar is even loopier. The last thing he remembers is his zoo parking lot.

And suddenly being thirty million blocks away from the Hermit Permit Office feels like the best possible place to be.

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i'm rigging the damn vote, vote 'This is too much' so cleo can finish their ride back to Hermitcraft and troll the hell out of the POE. We have until the 27th midnight PST

reblog to save a nonbinary bisexual icon from getting sniped from a million blocks away in the nether

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earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

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I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

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so I wrote this prior to the ask where it was said that they weren’t together in ether of these au’s. Also I didn’t check some details so their are some things off (locket not haveing fangs, etc) but I wanted to share anyways

so tada👋👋

Could you imagine being Ambulon in the bot!locket au? You assured them everything was ok, that it wasn’t a big deal, that there was no issue at all. Everything was fine. Then they disappear, you hope they’re ok, that they’ll reappear.

They don’t

Pharma does nothing to find them, but then again they were right, your patient survival rate has gone down hill. Without Locket, you, Aid and Pharma are all pulling longer and longer shifts. You barely have the time to touch up your paint, time off becomes a things you fantasize about in the brief moments between consciousness and recharge. So it make senses that Pharma might not have time to officially call a search for Locket.

Then

then the rust plague hits, you’ve been wondering if Locket was right, as time goes on it’s only seemed more and more likely.

then the Lost Light comes calling, they send their CMO and an entourage to help. They send the CMO and an entourage to finally figure out why the survival rate had dropped. The CMO almost reminds you of Locket, not in the big ways, not in color-scheme or attitude, but in the little things, the way he conducts himself while accessing a patient, how he clenches and unclench his hand while he thinks and by his side stands a mech who’s willing to cut up unarmed mechs not with a scalpels precision but with a sword. And stranger still he too reminded you of Locket, his smile is just like Locket’s, down to the little fangs that they tried so hard to hide. (That they never quite managed to hide when they smiled). It felt like an odd inverted mirror, like a prism splitting up your Locket, the memories of them refracted onto these strangers.

Not that you had that much time to reflect on that, because then things are happening. Things happen so fast and the next thing you know you’re now serving aboard the Lost Light, now knowing the truth.

Locket was right, something had been terribly wrong, Your boss had been killing your patients. Your boss had caused a plague, he had planned on killing you.

You sit in your hab, safe, for the first time in a very long time, you have free time. Your mind is swimming.You wonder about Locket, it seems a good bet that pharma has killed them, he’d always seemed to have a weird grudge against Locks, he might have just done in for that.

but that doesn’t stop you from thinking, was it because Locket was to suspecting? (a part of your processor screams, you don’t remember if you had brought up Lockets fears to Pharma. Had you? Had you brought them to his attention? You don’t remember, there had been so much going on. What if you had?)Has they tried to look into it after they had talked to you? Maybe if you had been just a little more convincing could you have gotten them to drop it? Maybe if you had just taken their concerns a little more seriously, helped them investigate, maybe you would have been there when Pharma found them.

Maybe you could have made a difference.

Maybe if- maybe If- it doesn’t matter now your aboard a spacecraft a million centihics away from Messatine, a million centihics away from your Lockets most definite grave.

Locket x Ambulon to heal (or hurt) the soul

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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Locket x Ambulon to heal (or hurt) the soul

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Locket x Ambulon to heal (or hurt) the soul

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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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I have thoughts while driving sometimes

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Tbh if Cass was a guy she would be the most popular character in the fandom. She's insane. She's hilarious. She constantly teases her siblings. She's extremely overconfident and she has every right to be; she is, without a doubt, the best at what she does. She's horrifically traumatized. She was made to feel like she's an object. She hates authority figures. She has mommy issues. She refuses to kill anyone ever, not because she thinks every single person has the capacity for change, but because killing people hurts her so bad that she refuses to do that to herself. Did I mention she's hilarious. She's literally the character of all time

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We love the mechanisms in this household.

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Binge read all of mtmte and the funniest part was rewind being older than slavery

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Happy Ides of March eve everyone. don't forget to leave some wine & fried dormice out for Julius Caesar tonight!

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the thing about "likes do nothing" is that they actually do: they let me know that someone enjoyed, related to, or sympathized with the things I made